You have NO IDEA how much I love you, Cherry-chan. Oh, and since I just read this for an hour from the beginning. *Hands over all her weapons to Heero* You can kill me, lovely! I have no problem with Death! In fact, I love him! *Hugs Duo* Anywho, turtle porn...I never thought I'd see it. It's freaky. i'm with Duo, it burns. Oh and Trowa...I'm pretty such everyone already knows about your sounds in bed with Quatre because you are really that DAMN LOUD! *Has to put earplugs in* So you don't have to keep your 'dry-cleaning' to your self. Cherry-chan, I absolutely love this whole series so you got to keep going! I read this on whim because I had to take a break from my 1x2x5x2x1 (Yaoi-crazed-fangirl) fanfic marathon. And, hell, if I'm not glad I did! Great job and keep up the torture. *Kisses the G-Boyz and gives them everything they want other than freedom from the poems or weapons for suicide* Oh, and Heero, keep my gear clean, will ya? Ja ne!

*is about three years to late to be writting this review*

...I bet that Heero never thought about masochists when he was planning on hunting them down and slowely killing the reviewers, huh? What if they actually ENJOYED it?

Anyway

I though it to prudent to pount out that there was an advertisement for candy at the bottem of this page.

Hi! Call me Ice Dragon, 'kay?

I'd really like to know, was that poem for real? I mean, who KNOWS that kind of stuff? Eugh.

Well, I'm sorry I don't have any pocky for you. I'm out. *cries* How 'bout I give you guys (including the author,the G-Boyz, the Disclaimer, Matteo-kun, Dilly, Snowgoogles, and anyone I might have missed) my love and adoration?

*coils around Quatre (in [snake-like] dragon form)* Hello there. You're my fave character, you know that? *nuzzles cheek* Sorry though, I'm on a "pity Heero" kick right now. *uncoils*

*wraps herself completely around Heero* Don't worry my dear. I'll protect you from physical damage. Besides, it could be worse. You could be attempting to proof-read ten pages of chicken-scratch that was written by someone who writes terribly and can't even spell the word "and".

Update PLEASE!

I bid you all adieu.

well to bad heero i'm going to congradulate on a job well done

P.S write more

he he he this is hilarious! i couldnt stop laughing in chapter 13! never knew Trowa could be so...mean. *glomps Trowa* he he he. I feel bad for Wufei though. *tosses him a box of 20 Jersey Milk bars* there Fei Fei! great story! please update soon!

BT: *blinks and looks about* i thought i'd never see you people here again. YAY GOD HEARD MY WISH AND DIDN'T TAKE CPT AWAY!...lesse...

Kazi: er...um...*looks at matteo* i'm sorry dude..

Joey : *glares at heero and hisses softly* if i had front claws i'd gut you...and the banged freak...

BT: o.o()...um...my cat hates you you two by the way...he bit your faces out of some pictures i had on my desk...

Joey: *attacks herro and Trowa and mauls them*

Kazi: o.0 better them than me...or matteo...*blushes and smiles. runs off and such*

BT: er...*gives Cherry pocky and pixi sticks and such and waves, draggin her cat from the two mauled ones* bye dudes...

That went into so many levels of sick and wrong that I can't even begin to comment properly on it.
Machigai: Which is just as well because it's very late.
Ayamachi: It's not like you have anything to do tomorrow anyway.
Kaori: Although...
Ayamachi: Oh drat, she thought of something.
Kaori: I was reminded of that god-awful ancient Egyptian erotic poetry my professor made me read in college.
Ayamachi: I remember that. You couldn't look at fish without feeling strangely violated for two weeks.
Kaori: How'd that excerpt go... oh yeah...*shuder*
"My heart desires to go down to bathe myself before you,
That I may show you my beauty in a tunic of the finest royal linen...
I'll go down to the water with you, and come out to you carrying a red fish, which is just right in my fingers.
I'll set it before you, while looking upon your beauty.
O my hero, my brother,
Come, look upon me!"

OMG I THINK I LITERALLY DIED i have not laughed that much in liek for ever... pwease put in me in the next chapter! (Im a boy and i want Heero as my lover..._) SHMANX CHERRY!

Kauri: *collapsed into hyperventilating puddle on the floor* Turtles . . . *wheeze* *cackle* *wheeze*
Keita: Quotage . . . needed . . . *wheeze* *cackle*
Kauri: *drags self upright* Gods, Cherry-sama, but you do have the worst of luck with those English classes, don't you? My teacher had out some Spanish poet . . . don't know if it was the poet or the translator, but I would *not* want my honey reciting me some of those lovely pieces of soft-core porn.
Keita: Send it! Now! *cracks whip*
Kauri: *wince* Yeth, mathter . . . Cherry-sama, you are a Goddess among insects. Once again you can make me laugh so hard I'm in danger of rupturing a kidney.
Keita: Is 'blort' even a word? If so, it must be woven into everyday speech.
Kauri: Well, 'runkle' is a word . . . oh, the joys of having competetive Scrabble players for parents. And 'See my unmitigated joy. Clap hands. Skip about. Frolic.' will join 'Joy. Rapture. Delight.' in the surly teenage dichtomy.
Keita: Does this review even have a point any more?
Kauri: No. No it does. Happy Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Season, Cherry-sama, and do please let the boys live through New Year's!
Keita: And, to continue the time-honoured gift-giving tradition, some Christmas baking! With my own two hands. *passes around shortbread cookies and peanut brittle*
Kauri: Hey! I baked those!
Keita: Uh . . . look! A decoy! *runs away*
Kauri: *glares* *grumbles* . . . razzin' frazzin' Poles . . . Before I say goodbye, dear Cherry, know this - COTAC's dead. *hangs head* Sorry, but it had to be put down after a long, hard struggle and losing all the files. *shakes fist at computer harddrive and various servers* Now, farewell dear G-boys and sundry others, I have a skinny little Pole to chase down and kill. Bai!

Shini K : TURTLES! O.O *shudders*... I've been tramatized for life...
Jack Sparrow : It's much worse first hand, luv... Still have nightmares over that one...
Shini K : *shudders again* Oh well... Welcome back Cherry! I review barring gifts! For Hee-chan, a water-gun, for Duo , box of custom flavored Jelly Belly's , for Trowa , a crate of super-hold hair gel , for Quatre , a box of srawberry pocky, for Wufei , a jar of sword pollish, for Matteo , a lovely bottle of rum...
Jack Sparrow : RUM? Where?
Shini K : Endyways... where was I? Oh yeah! Cherry! for you I bring coffie flavored chocolates,. For Jezebel , I bring catnip. And Dilly, a stack of perminent W.I.P's , do with them what you will.
Jack Sparrow : Where's the rum gone...? ;.;
Shini K : *whaps Jack* Yes, well... We wish you Happy Hollidays and many new chapters (hint,hint)!
Ja ne!

Yay Cherry! I am so glad CPT is back, its what hooked me on to fanfiction in the first place. Hilarious episode, hope there are more!

Buh-bye!

heya, it's me again. first, let me say: SUBJECT THEM NO MORE TO THE BITING OF TREIZE! not even wufei, who is at the bottom of my list of bishonen, doesn't deserve that. ...matteo might. ::pokes dilly, just for the h*ll of it:: next issue ::hands heero the latest super-soaker:: couldn't get you a real one, seeing as i'm a minor and cherry keeps taking 'em. oh...::gives duo a cheap, dollar-store water-gun:: guess you need some sort of protection against him. third issue ::gives Q a pole with a curved top:: to fend off the sheep lastly, what in the h*ll is pocky?

hello, it's me again! i just love crappy poem theatre, i've submitted before, and i'll submit after each chapter i read. first of all, who could love WUFEI? he's honorable and all, but that about ends his good qualities. again i will say, don't include the gals (meaning relena). i can't comment on any of the guys' butts, but i know zechs has cooler hair than heero, even though heero's sort of brooding attitude is very cool to me. oh! i can tell you another person who likes your butt, heero DUO! ::eyes dart from side to side:: sorry, been reading too much yaoi, but now that i've started reading that stuff, i can't get into anything else. okie, i think you should be a little nicer to quatre, he's so sweet and innocent, he doesn't deserve that kinda treatment, although i can't say i don't find crappy poem theatre funny as all get-out. i will be one of the few reviewers who doesn't go looking for crappy poetry. i wouldn't know crappy poetry if it bit me in the butt. ::gives heero a passionate kiss, gives duo a more chaste one, hugs quatre real tight, gives trowa a big hug and a kiss on the cheek, bypasses wufei on her way out the door:: (i just want to hear him shout INJUSTICE, ROFLMFAO)

hiya blossom, i love crappy poetry theatre! i expecially love seeing the dark, brooding Hee-chan, the honorable Wu-man, Tro, with his great hair, Q, with his sweet self, and Death, with his wicked cool braid and wonderful sense of humor, all in one place. i think you should drag Zechs into this. his hair is only just cool than Duo's (only because it's longer), but don't include the gals, i want the guys to have their full attention on me, for using the most popular nicknames i know for all of them. i'm submitting this after reading the ::counts of fingers:: third one. i think it's funny as h*ll. before i go, i must shower duo and heero with my love and affection. I LOVE YOU HEERO! I LOVE YOU DUO! ::sigh:: if they could be combined, they would make the perfect guy. well, hugs blossom, and matteo, QUIT SCREWING UP THE DISCLAIMER!

Cherry-Sama, I loved it! I do feel pity for the poor G-Boys, but it is really funny! Anywhoo, on with the gifts! I know it isn't your birthday or any major holiday, so just think of it as an early Christmas present. Matteo, You get first dibs because you're always working so hard. You get an endless supply of drinks, advil, and *good* reading material. To make up for all the drivel you have to read. Cherry, You're next. You get my collection of Zechs pics and all the chocolate pocky you can eat. Quatre gets the silver tea set that I found a few months ago, Trowa gets a new lion, Duo gets a Deathscythe Hell model kit, Wufei gets his own dragon, and Heero gets Relena's head on a silver platter. Does that make you happy, Hee-Chan? Dilly gets my senior paper and a new lighter while Snowgoogles gets a new stereo so he can listen to music while he pilots. I think that's everybody. Anyway, keep up the good work and try to have fun with the torture. I think this review has gone on long enough so ja ne for now minna-san! Love and kisses to all!