|Reviews for You Can't Open the Mayonnaise!: A Square|
| Sunshine Ana Cloudyday 8/23/08 . chapter 1
Amazing. I thought i was the only one who'd read flatland,
| fafds 4/15/08 . chapter 1
| test subject nine 1/29/08 . chapter 1
Oh man that's funny! haha, its so random! mayo..._
| Minerva McGonagall Rox 10/15/07 . chapter 1
This is hilarious! You should continue. You have captured here a great truth of the universe: mayo is evil.
| liz 9/30/07 . chapter 1
how clever! i love it! finally someone else who has read flatland lol
| DeathbyChiasmus 1/11/06 . chapter 1
I like it. It's got the geometrical "intelligentness" of Abbott's original, but with a kind of Douglas-Adams-style comedic sensibility. It's really hilarious, and the notion that in Flatland they have the same everyday troubles as we do with getting the mayonnaise lid off is really cleverly done! Pretty funny too how the sphere went and busted clear through the countertop...kudos!
| DFAQQWQW 12/5/05 . chapter 1
| Wind 9/14/05 . chapter 1
God that is great!
You have a great sense of humor and an understanding of Abbot's flatlanders. I'd like to see how things finish.
| Silver Shoelaces 4/6/05 . chapter 1
Ahahahah! That is awesome! It's also totally spontaneous!
Write more Flatland fanfics! -
| M 12/16/04 . chapter 1
Omg thank you for that one. "You mean after eight months in prison, I STILL can't get my sandwich?" Brilliant. Brilliant I say. Brilliant!
| The Noble Rot 11/15/04 . chapter 1
Brilliant! Brilliant, you scurvy dog! I laughed myself into a state of near-fainting over this one. You have a rare wit.
| Anne Rose 5/30/04 . chapter 1
And what next? That ending sounded like a sequel was coming.
| unknown user 5/14/04 . chapter 1
Excellent. Very funny.
| Marissa 5/5/04 . chapter 1
This was just what I needed to get me through my 5 page Flatland essay. Man, I hate that book. It's so boring! Oh, back on topic. Right. Oh, it was really funny and you did a great job. And yay for procrastination.
| B. R. Wells 3/8/04 . chapter 1
*scene from simpsons*
"If you don't eat your relish you don't get any mayonaise"