I love this story! It's both funny and canonically accurate at the same time.

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...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i get it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *falls off chair*

zuko: you idiot!

what? it's funny!

zuko: is not!

is too!

z:not!

too

not!

IT IS TOO! uggh i give up. My muses have no sense of humor.

He he he!! **LAUGHING**! This is hilarious!
He! He! He! I think Legolas should get back at Gimli...with somehing worse...
By the way, you should add sour gummi bears to your request list along with the chocolate and the flowers! *^;^*
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Odd.-Tsuki Yume

You are off your bloody rocker!
Phew, now that's out of the way...
This was definately a cool story!
You must keep the Joke That Does Not Exist from existing! Sometimes things are best left unknown to torment the reader to the end of their days, so that if you were there you would be able to hear thier last words in the waking world... Tree stumps...
Okay, so maybe that wouldn't happen. SHISH! DON'T BURST MY HAPPY LITTLE BUBBLE!
Hehehehe! I would read more of your fantastic stories, but it is well past 10:30 at night (Well, Pacific time) and I want to update my site before bed.
Chau!

Well, you probably are off your rocker, but that's probably due to a particularly nasty case of obsessionwithmaleelfitis. I, for one, thoroughly enjoy seeing Legolas get his just desserts, especially from a dwarf, of all people. -the doe-eyed Moriquendi git (c. Jastaelf)-

Aye, you're off your rocker, but if that means you write pieces such as this, may you remain so for the rest of your mortal-and immortal-days. I'm sure the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost would enjoy a good chuckle now and again. ;) Truly, this was great. *Loved* Gimli's story. Can't tell an orc from a tree stump, indeed! If you ever do decide to make the Joke That Does Not Exist exist, I look forward to reading it. But most of the fun is in the fact it remains The Joke That Does Not Exist. Much like 'Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey' and the Noodle Incident from 'Calvin and Hobbes'. Brava!

hehe, chuckle. but i think my laughter would have been as hearty as aragorns if it were not for that wee bit of foreshadowing: “Prissy Elf,” Gimli growled. “It so happens that I do have a tale to relate, one that was fashioned specially for you, Legolas, by myself and some of your more agreeable Elven companions.”
... i was kind of prepared for it :)

hhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!poor legolas!how cute! he blushed!hwahwahwahwahwhahahaha*gurgle gurgle*
ok im done...*snicker*bursts out into laughter again

What revenge! I love it!

God bless!

You are completely off your bloody rocker.

Which is probably why I'm enjoying your fic so much.

Paige

aw poor legolas... *sob* I lovedit other wise just make fun of grimy ols aragorn next time! lol

you're off your rocker. but then again, so am i. good story.

You're off your bloody rocker.

There, did I do it right?

Ever anxious to be helpful.

L.

Hilarious! Loved it! You are so off your bloody rocker! but, in a good way, i think...very funny, loved it, absolutely loved it!