Hahahahaha! Oh, wow. This sounds rather familiar.

Such an awesomely funny story.Kudos to you.

Haha. This is really a masterpiece. actually got me smiling after three hours of maths. It's a miracle! Thank you.

bizarre and very funny. Sequel with sporks? The cutlery drawer of doom? (my mum has one of those - it has corkscrews snuggled up to bottle cappers, and salad tossing implements.)

This is totally hilarious! My friend Forest Glenny told me about this story. It is even funnier than she made it seem. Great work!

I think that I may want to be your best friend forever. Yup, I do!

This was beautiful, had me snorting aloud and wondering what I had done with all my sporks. You are one of my favorite authors. Write something that I can buy in a store and I will give you real monney (not the stuff that I printed up last week)

i loved it. had to stop in the middle to control my laughing. going in my faves.

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.

I am sitting in th middle a University Library, surrounded by serious and hard-working students (oxymoron, I know) and sniggering my head off. I swear, I had to look at Physics notes every so often just so I could calm down before I got myself thrown out. I don't want this computer passed onto someone who will use it better! Everyone else is working...I'm uh...reading fanfic...

Ah well- brilliant!! Although what else would I expect from the writer of Rogue Demon Hunter ("What's a Rogue Demon?")

Yes, sporks are...they just Are. I know many people with spork-fixiations. Malfoy's line about plastic cutlery was one that got me for some reason (physicsnotesphysicsnotespeoplearelookingatmestrangelyohgodi'mturningpurple...)

Severus Snape in 1978 was another one. And of course the H/R exchange. Particularly liked the Minion short...

This is going on my C2, HumourGate, definately. And in my faves!
Thanks for the read and helping me add more people to my list of people who think I'm bizarre!
AZ

Just pointless enough to be rather hilarious. Loved it. But as I read more and more good writing, I become more and more disinclined to write my own fics. Oh well, this is much more fun!

spork me baby, i like it... why do i think i've read this before? musta been off FA... ANYWAY, enough little dots. it's only polite to review if i read the thing twice. short and sweet, poor Potter needs AA, though.

Tee hee hee. very funny, especially the carnivorous wardrobe. *giggles*

heyo! u made me laugh! congrats!

Thats is really funny. I want a spork

Jeepers... that is officialy the funniest fic ive ever read!Please write more humour fics - you absolutely rule this genre!

Holy Merlin that was freaking HILAROIUS! My sort of humour exactly. Vaguely reminds me of one of my own fics (mainly because of drukn!harry)... but this is a zillion times better. I swear I almost wet myself from laughing so hard. Flippin brilliant. Oh Gods, there simply aren't enough words to explain how much I adored this fic. Everything about it was genius... the carnivorous wardrobe... the never-ending hallway... the sporks... the drinking... oh the DRINKING... malfoy and snape (esp Malfoy's transition from evil->good!). Man there is just way too much i love about this fic. I can't possibly write it all. But it's on my favourite stories list now, and for bloody good reason.

There's going to be more, right? Oh PLEASE write more! perhaps there's a sequel? I shall go and look... and I better find one, because I have new love and this fic is it. Gods it's amazing. WRITE MORE you wonderful fanfictionalist! I DEMAND you write more!


... please?

FAVE LINES:
"And someone had to drink Voldemort. He's been sitting in the cupboard for months. You'd think no one loved him."
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For the first couple of months, Hermione blamed Aunt Petunia.
Then she blamed Voldemort, for traumatising the poor boy to the point where he couldn't cope with real life.
Then she blamed Harry himself.
Then she gave up, and just threw things at him, and when he very intoxicated, amused herself by painting his nails in a variety of fashionable colours.
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They continued to exchange long, desperately awkward looks after that, being too shy to actually talk much, but were just as likely to spend their time snogging. Ron and Hermione, who preferred a more argumentative approach to the mating dance, were mystified.
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What other changes have you made?"
"Well, your kitchen cupboards have been redesigned you could fit a whole corpse in there, now. Two, if they're small."
"I'll be sure to tell my first years. Perhaps that will persuade them to learn the proper method of dissecting a dragonfly."
"And the oven has been redesigned for optimum head slamming. For the Elves, of course."
"I don't have Elves."
"Yes, you really should do something about that. Oh, and I wouldn't go into the second spare bedroom. I haven't fed it today, and it's probably hungry."
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