In the end, SON ic the Hedgehog & his cohorts appeared:

Sonic:"Well with all the other nintendo cartoons dead, I will rule 4Kids TV forever as the dominant cartoon character!

Viewnetful Joe and Megaman NT appear

JM:"Not if we have anything to say about it!"

...You definitely give the Monty Python people a run for their money, that's for sure. I'm not even sure what to say, other than this fic was truly well-named. Here's a cookie and the assurance that at least one person won't be missin' Masuto. XD

OH, MY GOD! SHE KILLED HARUKA! YOU BAST- I mean, YOU BITCH!
That was so funny! I also thought it was funny when she told Ash she loved him!

Right...

This is one of the best humor fics I've ever read!