NICE!! The key to the ship, eh? If I were him, I'd hang on to that...

Very funny! Good job!

I remember the eppy where she hid the thingy in the flour jar. Always wondered what happened when she needed to use the flour... You've answered the question. Thankies very muchies. The whole "holding the fish next to Clark" thing in particular was really funny. Keep writing!

First, forget frostbite...Clark *does* take bites. He doesn't make like a hoover and suck the food into his stomach.

Second, HAHAHAHAHA. That's hilarious. I loved the 'hold it up to Clark' line. Too cute. and the line about them putting a stop to Clark's ramblings about the opposite sex. Very funny!

LOL Very funny ficlet. My friend and I were just joking about Martha putting that object into the flour jar the other day. Not a very good place to hide it at all :-)

Clark wouldn't "crunch down on something hard"; he's got super strength. He'd just consume the entire thing without knowing.

Cuteness!!! Very clever- penguins rock :) I can't wait to see when they decide the significance of the disk is...

Exactly what my husband, who bakes a lot of cakes, said would happen!

"It wasn't always the best idea to eat anything that originated nearby, what with the possible meteor rock contamination and all, but they had tested the fish by holding it up next to Clark for several minutes."

Heeheehee!!! Ooohhh that was a good one!

Well I have to say this was a unique fic...glad to see I'm not the only one out there with odd thought processes.

Keep up the good work. I love Smallville parodies!