Haha, freudian slip there, my dear Snape! Too cute. I can't help imagining him taking a deep breath before launching into this tirade. Props for putting him such an uncomfortable arena and still keeping the man in character.

ah, lol, that was great! if only actual sex ed classes were as frank, witty and interesting.

Um...I don't really know how I wound up reading this, but okay.

Very entertaining. Actually makes me feel sorry for Snape, hehe.

Just out of curiosity, though, DOES Snape wind up having to teach this "god forsaken class," for his last year as a teacher?

...Oh, dear heaven! Now I just gave myself a mental image of Bella Lestrange teaching this during the Seventh Book. Oh, how horrid!

that was really funny but actually believable! you've kept snape in character :)

this reads like a rowan atkinson's stand-up comedy. hilarious, really. especially the part where he rambles about the werewolves.

seriously, this sex-ed lesson is so much more interesting and informative than the sex-ed in my school. they mostly consist of "how to put on a condom properly", "different types of contraceptives" and... horror stories about VD. that's it. i like how the flow is interrupted by his attempts at getting malfoy and co. to settle down but i feel that the emphasis is a bit off. i understand the * * ones, but when they are next to the words with the hyphens, it gets a bit too choppy. for me at least. amusing read nonetheless. =D

That was amazing...no, beyond amazing...Snape is so perfect for that; he's completely blunt with it, which is hysterical. I can't remember the last time I read something and literally burst out laughing so many times. ...Amazing! :D

LOL!!

OH MY GOD BWAHAHAHAHAH! You had me laughing the entire freakin time! oh hell.

"I can assure you, you will not find a more passionate, unrestrained or able lover."

priceless, just priceless.

Yet another reason I believe Hogwarts doesn't value students sanity. Who in their right minds would have Snape of all people teach this?

good story
i like the way snape explains things but it would have been better with more emotional responses from the students and snape himself.
keep up the good writing

Hilarious!

This fic is made of win. Seriously.

Hehe that was brilliantly funny ^^ Loved it :)

This is THE funniest story I have ever read. Seriously. I'm actually reading this in the early hours of the morning and I had to hold my nose to stop myself from laughing!
Absolutely brilliant!

Lmao
'put your hand down, this is not a lecture'