There is a story, “The Blue Rose” by Dove of Peace. If you want a huge Mary-Sue, look no further. The author is one of those losers who has never read the books but is in love with Legolas, of course. It features, among other outrages, immortal humans hooking up with Elves, birthday parties for Elves (I kid you not) and Elves serving said humans. The author refuses to take down this story, and those of us who dislike it need your help! “The Blue Rose” will make you laugh, cry, and pound your PC. Thank you for your time.

*applauds* Brilliant as usual!

ROTFL! I especially like Aragon and Boromir's IM conversation. Hilarious, Naz. Thanks.

ROTFL! Very cute.

Decided to come back for more.

I didn't really like the alternate swear-word thing going on...

Anyway, as for the rest of it...FUN-NY! I busted up laughing at the Lord of the Rings chat room. BOWmir (sounds familiar though...)! Funny stuff. Keep it up

Hey, Talking Hawk here. This was pretty funny! So many of the entrances were classic... Sam, Eowyn, FARAMIR, Eomer! I also liked, "Good thing I didn't today-nasty orc guy on the road today. Got out of his car to kill me! Something about killing his brother. Well, I took care of him. Pip and Merry cheering me on from the car... Then I had to take the little guys to their daycare... I'm later than usual," and Sam and Boromir going along and talking like "old buds" again... Hehe. Well, keep it up! This is pretty funny. Oh, and there's a new chapter of the story that Phoebe and I wrote - "Welcome to the Real World." Adios, and take care!

Love this chapter. *g*

"Sam and Frodo ate quietly and talked like civilized hobbits..."

Hehe! ^.^

Yay! Second chapter! Hee hee hee. I love this one just as much as the first. ^-^

BTW, are you going to continue "While he went on a holiday"?

Haha, omigosh, hahaha, you have to keep writing it! Hahhahhahahhahahaha!!
some parts strangely had me starring at the computer screen laughing like an idiot. :) *hahaha*haahha.hahaha. :D

I enjoyed reading it. Is there more? *hopeful*

I also like it. It's definitly not what I was expecting.

Hey Naz! Love the story. Very unique and interesting. You going to write anything else from Electronics Etc?