Yay an even spiffeher sequel!

?.o ... uh haha? autually I liked it in a holy mother of all cheese logs kinda way...anyways I got to get back to sinking my boat and sailing my sun...

Whoot! This one is awesome too! Write another or I'll send my purple toilets after you!

MWAHAHAHAHA! I love the part when Legolas gets blinded by the fat man's shiney arse! Legolas: I'm Blind...BLIND! *claws at eyes* I love your story-weaving ways, they fill me up like a jar of peanut butter. *_*

"Starlight shone off of the fat man's ass". Brilliant! Inspired! You must do another one! The funniest fic I've read in many a moon!