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High Elf Queen
2009-08-11 . chapter 7
You must update! Snape is good!
Seabury
2009-07-07 . chapter 7
You really should continue with the other books...now that you've presumably read Deathly Hallows, you know he was good all along. I know it's been a couple of years but hey, that didn't stop you before. I love you writing style and you truly had me laughing aloud at many points in the story!! I would really love (and would look forward to) to see how you handled the last two books, especially putting your hilarious spin on the last book. I know it would be difficult since he's not really in the book all that much, but you could improvise! Please think about it :)
ImagingThings
2008-02-13 . chapter 7
It's good! Going to write about the sixth and seventh year too?
Rainy
2008-01-02 . chapter 7
Update! Snape is good, even though he does die, but you can change that, this is fanfiction, after all...
LilithMorte
2007-12-17 . chapter 7
I really loved this =)
my friend linked me up to it actually.
It had me laughing through every chapter ^_^
Little Sev
2007-11-17 . chapter 7
;_:
You are definitely my mostest favoritest author. I read all the chapters out loud and laughed myself falling from chair at 1 in the morning. Now that we all know how Canon is, please... updates! omg at least you're my favorite person today. Please consider continuing this fic
HatefulShinobi
2007-08-04 . chapter 7
has lent me his Pensieve so I may extract some of my more private memories, which was the least he could do.

YEAH.

any improvements now would be beyond miraculous - W00T

I suppose I’ll be expected to go to a big ‘Death-Eater-Celebration/How-Shall-We-Take-Over-The-World-This-Time?’ party. I hate these Death Eater events. Apart from having to wear those stupid masks (which are as uncomfortable as they are unfashionable) - ICK. THAT SOUNDS... FASINATING. xP

Potter managed to deflect my Legilimens (only for a moment) and saw… well, who knows exactly what he saw. But nevertheless, he saw far too much. I do not want that brat snooping around in my private, Potter-does-not-belong-here past.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

But the look on Umbridge’s sweaty face when she had to run around the school trying to get rid of them… priceless.

x3 I LOVED THAT PASSAGE IN THE BOOK. PRICELESS.
HatefulShinobi
2007-08-04 . chapter 6
The old fraud swooped down on me and told me I had a tense aura.

I wonder if he has ever been able to look at spoons again. Must ask Dumbledore. - PLEASE DO SO.

Weasley is even more pathetic at saving goals than Longbottom is at mixing flour and water. - HILARIOUS.

cannot get Weasley is our King out of my head. Dumbledore caught me humming Weasley is our King.

xD

or perhaps his big-boned girlfriend likes it rough.

O.O

Oh Merlin, Severus. That was just sick. Sick, disturbing and completely inappropriate. Must go and distract self and never, ever think about Hagrid’s love life again.

I AGREE! xP

Am still disturbed. - AS AM I.

The rest of the staff got hideously intoxicated on egg nog

THAT WENT WELL.
HatefulShinobi
2007-08-04 . chapter 5
These pages have been coated with one of Longbottom’s potions. The disastrous result of its contact with your skin cannot even be imagined.

FASINATINGLY SCARY.

that elaborately constructed pimp stick? - WOW.

In commemoration of the day’s events, I have burned my green socks. - DANG.

is also trying to take away my title of Hogwarts Most Loathed Professor - GASP.

is no way that fat, frilly toad will be inspecting me and my classes. I refuse to have her disrupting my lessons and befouling my dungeon.

We all know THAT didn't go well. x.x
HatefulShinobi
2007-08-04 . chapter 4
Longbottom's detention went even better than planned - he left the room pale, sweaty and shivery. It really made my day.

FASINATING.

Picked up on my hint and manufactured hundreds of "Support Cedric Diggory" badges. Also went one step further to add "Potter Stinks". Am feeling rather proud to be his head of house at the moment. - AMAZING.

The grand total for the night was 200 points in five hours - a new record.

NO SERIOUSLY - WOW.

Looks particularly coercive with added right-eye-twitch.

YUMMY.
HatefulShinobi
2007-08-04 . chapter 3
This diary has been bewitched with an anti-stealing spell. If you read this, and are not Severus Snape, your underwear will turn carnivorous and eat your genitals.

O.O I DON'T WANNA BE A MAN. Dx I mean... {ahem} FASINATING.

Will place it on desk and arrange some back lighting to exploit it to its full alarming potential. - WOW.

That has very bad connotations. I don't want to know.

O.O AHEM.

Hope I have scarred him for life.
Sometimes I really love my job. - xD

Hufflepuff students recurring nightmares. Go me!!

It is Snape's birthday. xD
HatefulShinobi
2007-08-04 . chapter 2
This diary has been cursed. Any eyes that read this dairy that do not belong to afore said, will spontaneously combust, thus singeing your eyebrows and, of course, rendering you blind in a horrifically painful way.

FASINATING.

"Severus Snapes' Guide to Life." - I loved it. x3

Gilderoy Lockhart is an imbecile. - Well-said.

Obviously missed the memo that pink is a GIRLS colour. - x.x
HatefulShinobi
2007-08-04 . chapter 1
Anyone who reads this apart from me will be cursed to walk the lonely paths of eternity wearing a thick layer of boils and talking in naught but gibberish.

FASINATING.

remarks about that ridiculous turban of Quirrels'. I knew the man had no fashion sense, but this is going too far.

*snorts* xD

"Songs of Torture: The Best Hits from Barney, Tellytubbies, tomic Kitten and Elton John."

O.O Wow.

I need a potion, too, Snape. x3
yourmomismyheart
2007-02-10 . chapter 7
Hysterical.
I LOVE it.
I hope you decide to write Sev's Diary 96/97 sometime.
Even if you don't like Snape I think you could make it really funny.
Well, great story anyways!
=]
yourmomismyheart
2007-02-10 . chapter 3
"The little Potter-phile." HAHAHAHA.
This story is absolutely HYSTERICAL.
Good job!
=]
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