You are so good I quoted you on livejournal. Don't worry I put your name afterwards. I am probably going to memorize the song and sing it to the dismay of my friends who don't get T.P. The nes who do will fall over laughing. Keep writing filk you are too good to stop.

You can kick the Patrician, though not more than once, If you end up with no legs, you cannot blame us . . .

Hilarious. I would guess your initals are T.P.?

Absolutely hilarious! I still don't really like most fandom filks (and the reason's still that there are so many bad ones out there...), but you do pull them off so very well ;)

*humming under her breath*

*snickers*

*laughs hysterically and starts humming umder breath* You can kick at a Watchman, they often kick back...

Crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy.
Really crazy.

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loved it! I likea the rythym. Being a drum player, I think I am qualified enough to say a very good rythym. Well done Sam! (me wonders how often I'll write that, once I've read all of your stories.)

Hehehe, I loved this... And "the Hedgehog Song"'s tune is ok for this :)
Only one thing missing there though... Some kindof chorus... *sings "the Hedgehog can never be buggered at all, buggered at all, buggered at all..." quietly*

*Laughs so hard she nearly swallers her -ing brace*
This is so -ing *cough* funny!
It -ing *cough* rules!
(Yes I have -ing been reading -ing The Truth!)

but, but, I don't even eat beetroot!

Glad you all liked it :) Do you know, there are remarkably few things that rhyme with 'rocks'?

Sam tired. Sam covered in paint. Sam's trousers can literally stand up on their own.

Sam going now. :)

::evil laughter:: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AT LAST! A new song with which to antagonize my oh-so-adorable little sister! Ha! If you keep chucking these out like this, my sis may end up dreading every visit home I make!! HAHA!!

You know, I'm thinking that filks may be a cursed thing. Once you read one (or possibly, hear one ^_~), you come under its spell. Sooner or later, you feel compelled to write one of your own- a one time gig, of course. But then you find yourself writing another one even though you'd sworn you never would. Then, you write another because that idea just won't get out of your head, then another because you've already come this far and anyway who wouldn't like this? Before you know it you are trapped in the vicious cycle of reading filks and writing them for more poor souls to read and be lost in!! Thankfully, I seem to be immune to the filk-bug because I generally sing out filks to torture others. I think even something as terrible as the filk-bug may fear the evil that lies in singing a song purely to torment those wihtin hearing distance. Of course, that's just a theory.. ^__^

hahaha - i dunno, i found myself singing along under my breath.

Dear Sam, I have a problem.

Actually, I have too many problems to name, but at least one of them is your fault. *You* are responsible for the six hours I spent in school today with this song running through my head.

Period One: "You can kick the Patrician, though not more than once."

Period Two: "You can kick over dead if you choke on your lox."

Period Three: You can kick at a Watchman, they often kick back."

Period Four: "You can try it barefoot if you haven't your socks."

Period Five: "But you can't kick a troll in the rocks."

Now everyone thinks I'm crazy, and it's your fault. Lol, who wants to be normal, anyways? This had me grinning all day. Filk is funny. :)

Woo-hoo!
:-)
I can just imagine Nobby singing that with Detritus and all the other drinkers running away from the Bucket! *shudders at the image*

As for the Hedgehog Song, does that really have its own melody? Have i missed out on something there?

Who needs a tune? This is just sing-able on it's own!

I must be very sad, cos as soon as I started reading said filk, a tune appeared out of nowhere at all and I started singing it in my head. -_- It's actually very catchy and so I warn you, if I finally get sent into the care of the /kind/ people in white coats -like I've been threatened with many times before- for suddenly belting out "BUT YOU CANT KICK A TROL IN THE ROCKS!" I will blame you.