OH MY GOD! What a nasty story *evil smile*lol THAT was the TRUE thranduil!! I will never understand those who despise him... Happy to found i'm not the only one who love him!! SHAME TO ALL MARY-SUE!!

I know what you mean. Sear indeed. Pity me, for I have let my classmate puppy-dog-look me into doing a project on MarySues. I have no idea why. Must be our suicidal tendencies. I feel like writing a story like this as well. Ah well. Oh yes, and NO. Not "kick butt" but "prod buttock". Whee Terry Pratchett!

Nice. wHat's PPC?-Tsuki Yume

Nyeeheeheehee...
I do so love elves. Trifle not with warriors, lest you get yourself into deep, deep doodoo. Truly, the rightful indignation is a beautiful sight.

Tas, homocidal and proud of it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Cough, hack, die.*

oh dear!...MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA...classic classic classic...utterly awesome...he he he...whoop whoop...luved luved luved it...go thranduil! ek he he he yay!

SO funny! Really well-written too.
Eva Starlily...*puke*

Priceless! For I have always felt a certain protective tendency for our beloved, beleagured Elvenking whom hath been dragged through the mud on many an occasion. Either his painted as an evil murderous cruel thug, or he is shown to be as wishy-washy as Lovestruck Legolas and hath not a worry in the world that his son has fallen in love with a defenceless yet ignoble mortal who hath only designs on ruling Greenwood the Great and having Elves wait upon her hand and foot.

*sigh* keep it up. :)

That's the best story I've read in months. Go you.

Yes! My favourite elf, finally in all his macabre glory. I've waited so long for a story where he doesn't seduce Glorfindel, celeborn, Elrond, or even worse (*gag*), Legolas. And I love the Glare of Certain Death™ -- I sincerely hope he will encounter many more Sues in the course of his long and interesting life.

I don't think I could come up with a better Sue-Killer than that. (But don't think that I won't try.)
You have, temporarily, at least, sated my desire to go kill a sue because of this fic. I must go read another sue-bashing and hopefully have my sue-demolishing appitite re-whet.

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE! Well done! Kudos for your ingenuity, heart, and your bravery in confronting this issue.
I am SO sick of poorly composed, outright revolting excuses for fanfiction that portray Thranduil as some heartless brute who would happily sacrifice his son's soul for a bottle of wine and another gold ring.
And I won't even get started on Mary Sue's...*is violently ill*
Here, much to my great joy and celebrating, you got rid of both. Slightly...er...graphic in the gore department but by the valar I enjoyed every moment.
*adds to favorites and runs to share with friends*

Cicada: *stares in horror at Eva Starlily* Bu... but... my... name is... my name... is... Eva...
*screams a scream that rivals that of the nazgul, breaks down and starts crying* My name... Eva...

Minion: *looks frightened* It's ok E-er-Cicada. It will be ok. See she's gone now. *pats Cicada on back and hands her beef jerky* See? All gone. Eat the jerky. It will make you feel better. See the carnage? It's ok! *starts panicking* It's ok Cicada! *starts crying too. Is traumatised by Cicada's trauma*

Cicada: *sees horrible mess that is, er, was Eva Starlily* I *sniff* guess so. *bites jerky* Despite being horribly traumitised it WAS a good story. I LOVED it *is seemingly back to normal* After all, I was already traumatized to begin with... uh... nevermind.

this is the third time i've read this.still can't help bursting into loud guffaws at the thought of eva exploding into thousands of gory pieces.haha!call me sick if you want, i don't give a care, i HATE mary-sues.honestly, and you know what the worst thing is?there's such a tiny amount of actually original and great authors like you.plus, in slash fiction, legolas IS the mary-sue, everybody describes him so femininly-like (?), it's like he IS A FEMALE! well lol, cya

Hysterical. I had to read it twice to understand the thing about the Legolas being fake (I understood the fake Thranduil), but it was still good.
You have a great "series" revolving around the "Kicks Butt" fics. Keep it up! Hoping to see more in the near future.