Very cute :)
I especially liked the milk carton bit.

Everything was great. My only CC would be for this section:

"No," he lied. Her voice was eerily sweet, as if she were coaxing an animal to eat from her hand. She stared at him intensely, lightly fingering the tip of the knife. "What are you cooking?" He asked nervously.

Great description and dialogue but for some reason Kyo's reply directly next to a description of Tohru's voice and back into Kyo's dialogue was not as smooth as it could be.
Perhaps, "Her voice [had] been eerily sweet..." would be an easy fix.

Hopefully you won't take offense at my nitpicking. I usually don't meddle unless I'm actually impressed though. So, please take it as a sign of my appreciation and not that I'm a neurotic jerk.

Thanks again

OMG THE MOMIJI THING SCARED THE ** OUT OF ME XD it seems like something that would happen in the horror anime called "when they cry" XD

Wow...that was like a horror story. A demented Tohru...I always suspected she might go that route...

Just kidding.

That was really good! I was scared it had veered off into badfic territory during the dream, but as a dream it worked wonderfully! I loved the part where Tohru said 'and we agreed I would have to cook him a twelve-course meal.' That just amused me so much. >.> As if Akito could eat all that. Anyway yes, great job. The only problem I have is, not that you USED honorifics, those are fine, but that you italicized them. Italics are normally used for emphasis, and so my brain was emphasizing all the -kuns and -chans in ways that just sounded weird. That bugged me, but it's small, other than that great job!

That was just timeless, you know that? Absolutely hilariously timeless. Who knew that Tohru was a serial murderer?

Hee hee...

We all knew that Tohru would snap one day, I just didn't thik it would be that drastic.

xCxBxBx

scary and disturbing.But I like it!

LMAO!

Oh very fun read here~

hm, you know, i could see tohru snapping... maybe not eating her friends, but still having a breakdown!

mako

XD That...was great.

that was funny! it was definately worth it to see a delerious kyo and how he would act. keep up the good work, dark

Most amusing FB ficlet I've read in ages!

You're right, it is kinda scary. Tohru: she's like Jesus, in a way. In a scary way.

I'm used to honorifics and stuff in fics, they're everywhere, so don't apologize! But you know, you don't have to put them in italics. Anyways, great fic! -are you going to write more?

Bwahaha! Great last line there. I loved all your characterizations and I can easily see Shigure being sadistic enough to suggest something like that, and Kyou being influenced enough to actually dream of it. Loved Hatori's role at the end too. Great job:)

Wow... that was something... that was... I can't even think of what to say... hm... I do of course mean this as a compliment, just so you know

I love it!