I love this so much! Especially the way they get the names of the crew wrong! Also, the way that James turns out to be Q is also really clever.
Onwards! To the next chapter! Gallops off on horse to a doorway saying 'next chapter' while blowing a trumpet. Yeah...

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Sorry. I was on the floor laughing.
Write. Write more. Write more fast. Write more faster.(what?)
WRITE or the The Narrator of Vile Evilness will come back to haunt you. O, ah, o!

Why are you still reading this? Write!

Yeah, really wierd. But funny! I can't think of anything else to say that would express my total happyness XD!

Keep on writin'!
;)

FUNNY! HILARIOUS! WOW! You should write comedies for a living!
Keep writin'
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hoorah for random insanity!
love Q...he always makes interesting things happen...and has a propensity for making navigators laugh...
thanks for the amusement!
DarkX

oh
more random insanity...
why is that random insanity always has Q turn up? not that i mind, i think that Q was the only character worthwhile on Next Gen (other than Data, i really really really really like Data...except that time he romanced the yar lady...*shudders*) anywho...
this is fun,
DarkX

yay! random insanity...oh, and they should know better than to try and dis the narrator...narrator's control the universe!
DarkX

Hm... I forgot to review this... *thwacks herself on the head*

Ow.

Okay, um... I LOVE IT! This is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing! Spock doing that teapot thing had me almost on the floor, and don't even get me started on what Sulu did... I won't spoil it for anybody who didn't read it yet but who WILL read it or risk getting pulverized by me! XD

Oh, yeah, I appreciate Russians too! Chekov is by far my favorite character--he's funny, even if he does look like he should be on the Monkees. :)

One more thing--I've been reading "Chicken Noodle Soup for the Trekkie Soul" and noticed that they said you had poofy hair. Don't worry about it: mine is poofy, too. Not to mention frizzy and curly and murder to comb, so... you're not alone. Trust me. :D

Live Long and Prosper!! *does Vulcan hand-thingie*

Hey!You're not the only one who appreciates Pavel Andreievich Chekov!I love Russia!I'm absolutely crazy about it!I...uh, I better stop.I'm telling the truth,but Pavel tends to get a huge ego;)

heh heh heh You're very good at writing humor. Keep up the ggod work. Please post another story much like this one up soon. PULEEZ?!?!?!?!
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Jazzy G

that was adorable! I loved it! I also read "Read this or Else" It was also really cute. "Vulcans are blech!" thats great! He heheheh. okay i think i'm done. write more please.
Luv and Hugs,
Trek Fear

Very amusing story! At last an author insertion fic that wasn't so danged awful. :)

PearlGirl,

You can delete this review as soon as you read it, because it was the only way I could think of contacting you!
Can i borrow Snodgrass and write a log entry for "Log Entries as listened to by Mccoy"? I promise I wont kill him or anything.

If you wanna answer (and you don't have to; you can just think I'm a loopy teenager) can you Email me at RebalMinx@aol.com?

IIShameekaII

GREAT, funny, hilarious! I loved the disclaimer, too...did I say that already? *Shrugs* Anyway, the thing in German is:

"Rache ist eine gediente Kälte des Tellers gut."

But I don't think it's right, because "Tellers" is a dish, but that would be a usage problem. I got it from a computer. I also don't think the structure is right. Ah, well, I'm only in German I, cut me some slack! ;) Keep it up!

Hi. Just want you to know that this story is fun-ny! I love the disclaimer. And I'm too lazy to make more explanation points, so keep in mind this should be read enthusiastically.
"You don't think I'm going to remember that long speech, do you?"
"I make it up at random." Y'know, I read somewhere different theories as to what the Stardate actually measures. I'll spare you the in-depth discussion, however.
Fave line: "Mccoy, sensing something
resembling a plot happening on the bridge, decides it is time for a visit" because it's TRUE! "Nothing more important than being up here."
Even Chekov saying "I vant to be a millionaire!" is funny.
One thing I noticed is a Lemony Snicket influence, which I'll assume is valid, considering you mentioned him in your profile. Unless that was someone else's profile. But I saw it, anyway! You can't tell me I didn't!

I'll review the next chapters when I get a chance to read them. Which I think I've already done, for chapter 2, anyway.
Keep at it, unless you've already finished by the time you read this, in which case, write something else!