Random. Very... random.
Funny... but random.

Sounds like Buffy falling in love with best friend so push him away for own good. Why not have Anya, Dawn, Faith & Willow all eager to comfort Xander which Buffy correctly or otherwise takes as their interest in the once-again fit carpenter...

Great! I love it. It's so different from everything else out there and exactly how I picture the inside workings of a Xander brain - if, of course, Mutant Enemy would give us a Xander to study and experiment on. But that's just me being morbid...I think. Keep it coming.

lol. That was great. Is this going to be an epic story about...muffins?