Hello.

Oh man. I was rolling my eyes so many times during that descriptive paragraph.

She is rather useful. Celebrimbor won't bother working with Annatar and Hollin will still exist. Most importantly, Celebrimbor won't die horribly.

This was fun to read.

Ha!

Hahahaha!

:'D

Absolutely amazing...I never thought anyone would be able to pull off such a feat as this. And yet you did, flawlessly - in four paragraphs, no less! This deserves a reward or something, seriously. ^_^

In short, it's absolutely ingenious. I especially liked your avid description of the Sue in question. The entire thing was quite hilarious. *nodnod*

Well, this most certainly deserves a good fav. *favs with a flourish* And now, to read all your other stories...I can hardly wait...

-laughs- So there *is* such thing as a useful Mary Sue... kind of. Amazing! You might as well have discovered how to turn lead into chocolate. Yes, I did mean chocolate.. yum. Lovely writing!
-wanders away to find chocolate-

-SC (Sacred Cheese)

And that's how bad writing saved middle earth. Brilliant.

=D!

how clever1 still--she wasn't that useful--if she'd been around they wouldn't have had to take that long hike to mordor and we'd have no book, and peter jackson would still be making B-grade movies. so well, mary-sues are pests?--absolutely!

Amazing.-Tsuki Yume

Bah, did I not re-review when this got taken off? Well, 'tis still as funny now as it was then. Bravo!

Brill! And there I was, saying "the only good Mary Sue is a dead Mary Sue"... I was wrong. Wonderful story.
(I feel sorry for Celebrimbor, though.)

Yeah, that's right!

Yep. The one useful sue.
Let's go kill her- cuz she WASN'T IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME!
*glare*
Y'think if she saved the world, Legolas or someone would give her a congratulatory kiss?
Nah. Even if she saved the world, all would still be repulsed bu her evil.
hehehehehehe. Twas cool.

So clever! Now *that* is a good Mary Sue!

LOL- except that this Sue will probably be slaughtered by all the other Sues whose lust objects are suddenly no longer in deadly peril from which they must be rescued. A funny (and useful) idea.

Did I never review this? *slaps self* This *would* have been a useful place to insert a girl. She would have had to have Mary Sue Powers of Attraction, too, because from what I can tell the Feanoreans were pretty hard to pry away from their furnaces. I actually read a decent fic once in which Galadriel and Celebrimbor fell in love, but she married Celeborn when Celebrimbor paid more attention to his work than to her.

Good piece, Katharine!

*falls about laughing* Yeah, I suppose they do have a use, aside from stoking the fires of Orodruin or keeping Shelob sated.

Your narrative style is brilliant as well.