*laughs for 3 hours straight*

This is so funny! XD I'll never think of Dr. Seuss the same again...o__o

lol. I love this...and Avery is indeed savory!

oh, very awesome! i think that question you started out with hooked everybody. Malfoy is just so smooth and blond and shiny... hehehe...

Wow! Amazing! Its funny witty and just plain amazing!

loved it!!

OMG this one too! i love your dr seuss parodies! i MUST READ AND SHARE THEM ALL.

^_^ thank you. i really needed to laugh today.

Great! I'm just worried about what'll happen if I ever read Wocket in My Pocket to my children one day... I'll probably keep giggling and won't be able to tell them why. :D

I have run out of awards to give you - oh, wait, here's one: The Se-...er...*Ahem* The Dead Sexy Award! (Where the hell did I get that...?)

derrick- esoteric had me grinning, I like it!^^

Oh this is genius! xD... And yes I have wanted and Malfoy as a sex toy. v_v How did you know?

once again, i love!! you are a very smart writer.

Very amusing! Great rhymes! A twisted version of Dr. Suess that is simultaneously mortifying (no! I'll never be able to look at the wockets the same way again!) and hilarious. 'Riddle for a fiddle in my middle?' Snerk!
You've made my day, really.
Thanks for writing and posting!

Omigod...awesome...*falls off chair*

haha that was funny!
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