Oh my god! *dies laughing* The sewer being Javert and Valjean's special place just cracked me up, as did every mention of Javert's sexy sideburns *comes back to life and then dies laughing again* This is so hilarious, I love it!

Applause.

...Nice... Hahaha... This is terribly amusing. Even more so because apparently sideburns ARE major chick-magnets, considering all the Javvie-fangirls out there terrorizing the universe. Not that I'm not one of them. I mean... really.

Brilliantly funny. Cassandra would be proud. *has bad images of JavertxGavroche running through his head* On second thought, maybe not. *hides under a cardboard box*

teehee! gay Javert...haha thats the funniest!

lol! poor Javert, he doesn't sound like he is having a brilliant day! :)

this cracked me up. seriously! XD it is so OOC, that it is hillarious! in a good way! thank you!

Can't believe I didn't review this part. It's hilarious. Poor Javert, so jealous. If only he'd listen to Jean-ie explain himself. Then they could make out like horny revolutionaries. :)

There are not NEARLY enough Javert/Valjean fics out there. This one was (unusaully) funny.

"Froo-Froo P. Javert", where on earth did you get that?

"This *revolution* is simply a thinly veiled excuse for male students to party and sleep with one another." How right you are!

"Yeah, I'm kinda bleeding to death from a random vague wound here!" Marius would defiantely say this.

It's a good thing I'm alone at the moment so parents won't look over my shoulder and wonder why I'm laughing.

This was absolutely hilarious! I'm pretty sure this is exactly what went through Javert's mind, too. XD

O! I did like this. kinda Javert meets Bridget Jomes. Interesting - never thought I'd it (tho glad I did)

LOL! That was great. I would ask you to write more, but Javvie's dead, so it won't happen. lol. I love the whole dialogue between Jean Valjean/Javert. It's hilarious!

LOL! I've read this before, but I don't think I reviewed... So I'm leaving one now - that is just hilarious! "He then took out a pair of scissors and threatened to cut off my sideburns." HAHA! That's great, and I love your musical-lines at the end... Jean-ie-pooh-bear? INSANE. Must read the next chapter. :P

"I then slapped him, and he pulled my hair." priceless image of Valjean and Javert having a catfight.

Oh, THAT explains a lot!
You put Fatine for Fantine every time.
".4668 Seconds Later"
Uber-funny.