I love the ending! Very funny

Funny! i luved it!!

HAHAHAHAHA. That was hilarious. Poor Pippin, don't sit on him. D:< Pip should have bitten Merry on the hand, served him right. But Merry *laughs* looking down elf maiden's neck lines.

I think I know which hobbits your friends are talking about. I have them to and they ARE looking at your chest at all times. lol. I had them in my dorm room and I had to change in front of them. LOL.

Good fic!

This was frikkin awesome! I especially like these lines:

1. 'Pippin has never been able to refuse a good babying, and Sam is excellent at it when he's in the right mood.'
*dies laughing*

2. 'I was truly getting tired of the continued inference that Pippin had some type of moral standing over me.'
Wtf? *LOL*

3. 'But the next time you are tempted to let your eyes wander, my dear lad, imagine being carried to Mount Doom in Pippin's pocket, in the form of a frog.'
lol. Pleasant.

4. 'There really isn't anything better for curing a wandering eye than being struck with the image of your extraordinarily elderly relative delightedly partaking in the same illicit activity. It was a very long time before I saw any hobbit lasses again, but I could not have been happier to greet them, and to look them in the eyes.'
I ALWAYS knew Bildo was a pervert. Poor Merry, *lol* he received some major TMI, didn't he.

Gotta love perving hobbits. This reminds me of the DVD commentary on FotR

*passes out from laughter*

Hilarious! Bilbo the old perv! lol

Haha! Oh wow, this is amazingly funny! Absolutely brilliant! Well done, very well written! And so funny!

x Emela x

*choke!* Oh, I am PAIN from laughing so hard!

I can just picture the look on Merry's face at hearing Bilbo's bit of advice! ROFL!

This was great! Thank you for making me smile and chortle and guffaw and giggle and snicker and roar with laughter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is the best- I mean, the best- OOC, humorous LotR fanfic I've read since Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries. Well done! The ending was so, so, so, so, SO good, and the following section had me in stitches on the floor:

“Perhaps I am handling this wrong, though,” Gandalf mused. “It occurs to me that Talamenel is surely not the only maiden at Rivendell you have found to be at a convenient height for your eyes. In fact, you have spoken on a number of occasions to the Lady Arwen, have you not? She is Aragorn’s betrothed, you know. I wonder how he would react to this news.”

I held very, very still. “Gandalf,” I said quietly, “please imagine how upset Frodo would be at my sudden death. Then please imagine how unwilling he would be to travel with my murderer into the wild.”

ROTFL!

oh my gosh this story left me laughing right out of my seat! i loved it!

HA!AHhaha! That was terrific. Merry IS a very very naughty hobbit, isn't he! Very good job!
*adds to favorite story list*

*giggles*
that was really wierd. i liked it.

it was fun.

i love Merry...

Good story! It was hilarious, how did you ever come up with it?

Oh God, this was great. I can just imagine Merry doing...well...that. No gripes whatsoever! Love it!