te he he just found this and couldn't resist ... actually meant to be doing uni assignments now that are due monday and haven't been started yet ... and won't be home all week end ... oh well only three assignments anyway and this isn't going to take too long ...

Name: Renee` Nicole

Age: 19

Sex: Female

Race: Aussie! Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi ... sorry white ... your typically mix of french-british-irish imigrants really ...

Species: rabid fangirl ... well technically human but i am of that subspecies at least ...

Why do I write Mighty Ducks Fan Fic: becuase i have no control over the crazy things that flow out when i have a pacer and my care bears notebook ... not that i have actually gotten around to typing either of the two started mighty ducks ones up yet ...

JV or Varsity: JV ... unless it is in the future when the ducks are varsity ... basically i go the ducks all the way whatever they are playing as ...

I play hockey _( Fill in the blank with an adjective ex: Good, bad, horrible): ahh never tried ... probably horrible as the only hockey i've even ever watched was in these movies ...

I most fear: the blind terror and helplessness that happens when i have one of my rather frequent panic attacks

I do/ don't play hockey: (Choose one) don't ... though one of my friends from when i was like 11 did ... but he didn't play the ice type ...

My lust object is: where to begin ... Charlie or Angel or Wolverine/Van Helsing(bring on the tall dark and broody) ... ah and possibly Dwayne because that accent saying Howdy little lady makes me melt ... gosh i love accents ... they give me the shivers ... oh and the guy who played Peter Pan ... so cute!

Second lust object is: Fulton ... Dean ... Adam ... Dwayne ... Guy ... Gunner(what? bad boys are attractive ...) ... Spike ... Capt. Jack Sparrow ... Will Turner ... Antonio Banderas as Zorro ...

My enemy is: any girl with perfect hair ... mine never does what i want ... it won't even stay tied up ... the gosh darned bands keep sliding out ...

Things I most dislike about the ducks: lack of time to develop the characters deeper than they already are ... and the lack of more sequels ... gosh darn it i want more!

Things I most like about the Ducks: the great character development and strong female characters ... go girl power ... without the whole need to be butch ... yay the balance is right on between tough girl and girly girl ... yay!

I have/haven’t written slash: haven't yet ...

I dislike / love Mary Sues: fence sitting on the matter ... if its written well i could care less and if it isn't written well i won't like it anyway

I have/ haven't written a Mary Sue: ehh everything i write is me and i am everything i write ... you decide

well that was fun but like i already mentioned i have desperately got to do my assignments as i have exactly 118 hours and counting presuming i don't want to sleep between now and when i hand them in monday morning so buh bye hopes this makes you laugh reading it as much as it did me writing it ...

ciao darling

adam banks is absolutly gorgeous

!! I love Fanfic U.s

I had no idea there was one for MD. I am happy now.

ericks lil rcker, how many manes do you have?

Name: Kate
Age: 14
Sex: female
Race: White as white can get
Species: Human
Why do I write Might Ducks Fan Fic: Because it's the best movie out there and I'm totally obsessed! Duh!
JV or Varsity: JV
I play hockey: moderatley well
I most fear: needles
I do/don't play hockey: I do! Yes!
My lust object is: Dean Portman, it's all in the name
Second lust object: It's a tie between Fulton and Rupert Grint
Things I most dislike about the ducks: there isn't a fourth, fifth, or sixth movie. I'm still waiting, guys!
Thins I most like about the Ducks: Dean Portman's utter hottness.
I have/haven't written slash: None, not yet.
I dislike/love Mary Sue: Hm, half 'n half I suppose.
I have/haven't written a Mary Sue: Nope, again, not yet. But I have written one story.

Great story!! Update soon.

Name:Jake Impenna
Age: 14
Sex: Male
Race: White
Species: Human
Why do I write Mighty Ducks Fan Fic: I havent written one yet. Im not that good at actually writing, but if anyone wants to write a story, email me coz i have a few ideas.
JV or Varsity: JV
I play hockey _good_( Fill in the blank with an adjective ex: Good, bad, horrible)
I most fear: Nothing
I do/ don't play hockey: (Choose one) do
My lust object is: Julie
Second lust object is: Julie
My enemy is: Nobody
Things I most dislike about the ducks: Not enough romance going on with Julie.
Things I most like about the Ducks: Julie and Adam
I have/haven’t written slash:havent
I dislike / love Mary Sues: annoying
I have/ haven't written a Mary Sue: havent

Hehehe, I'll have you know I bathe on Thursday, because that's payday so I go out. *sticks out tongue*

Wow, I was quite mouthy in this chapter. It's almost realistic since I tend to talk to much really. I want one of Star's teeshirts now, lol. Anyway, funny and awesome as usaull.

I have/haven¡¦t written slash: I only write blink slash. Some of my colab stories contain slash but it's not of my doing. I write possible slash undertones (most of which are one sided and angsty), but not a big gay orgy. I try to be slightly realistic.

I dislike / love Mary Sues: :vomits onto keyboard: When Mary Sues are mixed with hockey I want to put a bullet in my brain.

I have/ haven't written a Mary Sue: Not that I'm aware of. Please, please do inform me if I ever do.

~*~

Here ya go,

Cheers.

Name: Kaila
Age: 16
Sex: That's a good question... Chick unfortionatly
Race: Human
Species: Not sure yet
Why do I write Mighty Ducks Fan Fic: Because every hockey player under the age of 10 loves the MD series more than anything else in the world, and my friend got me involved with the FF.net section.
JV or Varsity: JV. I'm a sucker for the underdog.
I play hockey _( Fill in the blank with an adjective ex: Good, bad, horrible) decently and have for a long time.
I most fear: Getting pregnant.
I do/ don't play hockey: (Choose one) Do. Not the I have an old stick and can "shoot" tennis balls at my garage door.
My lust object is: Paul Kariya
Second lust object is: Hal Sparks (I mean the last 5 minutes, I just got done watching I Love the 80s.)
My enemy is: Right now? The Creek field hockey team.
Things I most dislike about the ducks: They're too damn politically correct and Mary Sue. They're not all perfect. And the unrealistic aspects of Julie and Connie playing with them? Come on now.
Things I most like about the Ducks: They're funny.
I have/haven¡¦t written slash: I

this story is great! DUFF is hilarious. ill be looking forward to the next update _Emily

whoa. that was freaky. ::shudders:: the sue-ness of it all...that just...::shudders again:: it's beyond scary. wow, i really thought that was going to be the end of star and i! *whew* thank goodness the duff faculty doesn't really want to have to go to all the trouble of covering up the deaths of two students. well, the gotta be good for something, eh? might as well be saving my butt, regardless of their motives. and i love that you stole my review and copypasted it to the story. that just weases so much juice it well surpasses cool. it's now like...corey feldman cool. and *that* is pretty cool, my friend.

and you know something...i never considered any movie slashy until i started hanging around ff.net and getting all these crazy ideas in my head. i was pro-cannon 100%...what has this website done to me?! i'm a slasher! ah! but only a little bit, so i'm not too far gone. oh well. it's fun times. keep this up, i love it as usual.

-the artist formerly known as q-

Haha the Mary Sue chant!! I hate that stupid Song That Never Ends or whatever. It's so freakin annoying!! Great chapter I've been waiting FOREVER...that reminds me of Sandlot...which reminds me of Luis. Mike Vitar is so hot!! Anyway, hurry with another chapter!

Hahaha, I have violence issuse, fantastic. Actually in really life my motto is 'Violence is never the answer unless you're bigger then everyone else' which I am. *Smiles evil* But I would never attack Star and Q, they're to cool for that. Hysterical.

By the way, Charisma and I are working on a fic that we'd like to see on the reading list of DUFF - if that's ok with you?

Also, our new character is the very best Mary Sue in the world. We've thought long and ** how to make her absolutely perfect, and we think we may have succeeded. Go us!