Lmao, this was both sexy in an odd way and funny. I was cracking up at the "Patrick Stewart" comment XD I love him dearly just as I love Alfred...lol. Great story, really humorous and amusing!

"the current kettle was ruined, as were its predecessors. Its many, many predecessors."
BWAHAHAHAHA!

You make alfred interesting, bless you!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA--

*inhale*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Great story. Alfred kicks so much ** it's not even funny.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, your stories are awsome!

Kill me. Kill me now.

Absolutely spiffereific. Alfred and Leslie make so loverly a pair. Super job, very funny.

Lol, Alfred said "Randy"

great stuff, but next time put the 2nd chapter together with it so people know that there's a 2nd part (which is super funny i might add :D)

I had a really good time reading this story, although I must say that the title is indee quite appropriate. :)

Loved this well done