Why is there not more Eomer/Legolas, I wonder? Both obviously in love/lust with Aragorn, who is rather unattainable due to the ELF BITCH. *G* *pets Arwen*
Oh, and 'don't tell the dwarf'.. aha. best legolas characterization ever. Although coronated is an odd word. I'm sure it is right, it just doesn't sound right. hmm. /random

That was hilarious! You are evil! Delightfully so... I think I may make my own request one day. When I've figured out something really outrageous.

hehehehehehe

hahahah. Loved it. Don't tell the dwarf, indeed.