Fun and clever! D loved reading it.

The ending was hilarious, his co-workers are ass holes for not giving him a ride.

I have a new favorite Christmas poem.

Not as long as Omarsnake's version, but much wittier. This is really great, it had me smiling the whole way through and laughing more than once. Love Ash bitching in the last line.

t'was cool. I'm going to see Bruce Campbell tomorrow, he is going to sign my book!

genius. something to keep my spirits up as the holidays approach. dear gods but i think deadites would be easier to deal with than some of these customers i get at work.

That was BRILLIANT! But did you know that "beds" doesnt rhyme with "head" etc.? Apart from that...Groovy!

Very amusing, a great characterization of Ash, and a great ending.

Nice work.

groovy

This is classic. Excellent characterization at the end, too. I love it.

Excellent, compadre. The rhyme scheme was a little stilted and/or stretched in places, but it was fairly nifty and entertaining. Write on! (ooo, a pun!)

Hahahaha! Pretty good little rant at the end.

HAHAHAHAHA LOL. That was so FUNNY! Ash kicked the Fake Santa's ASS!

This was hillarious. And I can actually see Ash doing that...

hahahaha! brilliant! :)