That, my dear, was the most interesting thing I've read in a long time. Beautiful. ^__^ I'm going to have to check out the rest of your stories now, just out of curiousity...

These were GREAT. XD You should write more. The fact that I could picture Snake dancing so vividly scared me a bit, but I was definitely stifling laughter as I read. >D And the FISH. I loved the line about Snake's problem with cameras, too.

Oh! That was so Kawaii!
Poor Dave keeps killing Otacon's fishys! ;_;
The Irc joke was good too. ^_^

This is so cute! Got a good laugh from reading this! It must be pretty hard to write something like this, w/ 100 words per paragraph...
I love this: "If he were a fish, he’d want...
Well, alcohol of course." and “Uh, Mei Ling, do... do fish swim upside down?”
lol, it's all so cute and funny, you just made my day. Yay for mild shounen-ai! Cute! ^_^

~bittersw33t

Watching Snake’s blip on the radar wiggle suspiciously, Otacon smiled.

- Oh dear. Snake dancing. XD Fun! Maybe you can make a full-length fic of these little oddities? They're not so random that they're unfunny (as so much often is... -_-), so this is a pleasently kooky read. ^.^ whee!

"Nah-he always replaces them-when he thinks I'm not looking. It's almost cute." LMAO ^_^ I really liked this, very kawaii.

I didn't check if they really were a hundred words, but I'll take your word for it. ^^; I think dave would have been able to tell if fish were dead, but you probably did it for the humor. (And it really was funny!) I also loved the bit where Hal was downloading episode of a certain Gundam series. (assuming it was Gundam.) He seems like the 'Stardust Memory' type.

On a side note, Bonsai and Karate have many things in common. They were both originally a chinese art, then brought to okinawa and later "japanized."

Very funny! Snake feeding the fish beer, that crazy bastard. *lol* And the consequences of Otacon downloading anime was hilarious.