You know, i just read all my stories again, and then i came and re read this, and i just realised, you plugged mine (warlock's Wafer) twice, despite the fact that mine was crap in comparison to yours. you are so so so so talentd.

My favorite moment (and jesses but she forgot to mention it but she told me) is when he goes:

"Ron.."
"yeah i know"
"No Ron! There's a lamp on your arm!"

we were sitting there in French in hysterics going "RON! THERE'S A LAMP ON YOUR ARM!" and everyone was staring at us. Ms Francis told us to be quiet.

so now you know.

Also, i'm really ill.

Hope i see you really soon.

love you

faith
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i love gays you rock keep writin

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can i make a special appearance in the story... i like threesums

bye chickens

more hilarious insanity. I love it. Please Please PLEASE update!!
FAVE LINE:
And this is our nanny. She’s called... um, Noodle. (Hermione had run out of names, and so resorted to favourite foods instead.)

I love it! its fabulous! dahling

It's chaotic and crazy and it makes little sense, but I was laughing so hard that if I had been drinking something, it would have shot in a projectile manner out of my nose. Among my favorite parts were:
"You mean.,. Professor Quirrell was working for Voldemort all along!?"
"Harry that was four years ago. Get a grip."
"You mean.,. Hagrid's my mother!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"FATHER, Harry, FATHER!"
"You mean.,. Hagrid's my FATHER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Dumbledore started a slow clap.
AND
Comparing Ron to a dog.
Please, more updates soon!

Omg! what was his decision- i Loved this ff- was lmao at the whole gay bar thing- well done to you!

time to go to the bathroom? time to publish his crappy yet addictive "Book"? time to realise that hes in love with me and come and marry me, dumb or not? time to tell harry to get a grip? that hes straight? like me? and that he loves me? Me?
WHAT IS IT TIME FOR?

This is hilarious!
"You mean.,. Professor Quirrell was working for Voldemort all along!?"
"Harry that was four years ago. Get a grip."

...I laughed about that for several minutes before I could move on. And the idea that Dumbledore was repeating Harry's name for several minutes, excellent!

ahahahahaha!! loved Ron's story... man, he's lost alot of brain cells over the years :P very funny. Can't wait for the next chapter :D this story is hilarious.

no one ever seems to really be nrolm d the>? tyes i agree.
bum
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You smell!
Roxie...(?)

oh PLEASE update soon! This is so unbelievably funny! I can't believe I havn't read this fic in so long - shocking isn't it? Anyhoo... PLEASE UPDATE!!

'So where did my midget heritage show itself?'
'Um.,. In another [shifty eyes] area. Moving on, altogether your half midget and half giant father added up to a normal size boy, except for two, er, things.'
*snorts* haha Harry!
'How come I have to take them?'
'Because you're useless without them. Do you really think you would still be alive without that pair? Gosh Harry you *are* naïve. Hermione is the only one who has any brains, and Ron, well, he plays a damn good game of chess! And he's loyal. Like a dog.'
God this fic has so many good lines!

"What are you saying?" inquired Harry.
"What I'm saying, dear boy, is that you are the result of a whirlwind affair between lily Potter and Rubeus Hagrid!" cried Dumbledore.
"What are you implying?"
"Listen very carefully, Harry. And look at me. Hagrid, knocked up, your mother." He said very slowly.
Harry looked thoughtful for a while then gasped.
"You mean.,. Professor Quirrell was working for Voldemort all along!?"
"Harry that was four years ago. Get a grip."
"You mean.,. Hagrid's my mother!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"FATHER, Harry, FATHER!"
"You mean.,. Hagrid's my FATHER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Dumbledore started a slow clap.
"Well you got there in the end, Harry, that's all that matters really."
Holy MERLIN!! That was SO INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS i couldn't even breath for laughing so hard. Oh lordy. extremely funny.

'OOh, your wizard's weekly mag. has come through.
Upon hearing this, Snape bounded down the stairs.
'What's the free gift? What's the free gift?' he called out excitedly.
hahaha! oh FUNNY! I can just see Snape running to get his latest magazine and free gift... kinda... well, it's taking a lot of imagination, but it sure is worth it lol. Man this fic is a hoot!