OMG absolutely hilarious! There were so many great one-liners I don't even know where to start. I was laughing the whole way through but you still managed to convey the perfect amount of angst and romance and drama. I don't know how you did it but it was awesome. The story is humorous but wow...the feelings that Hermione and Draco went through still hurt - they were so real. There's not that many stories that have literally taken me on an emotional roller coaster ride. I love your author's notes at the end too, especially in replies to people's questions. "Who is the new Minister of Magic then? Uhh, Neville Longbottom? Just shut up and enjoy it." Damn right lol. Not everything has to make sense - it's fanfiction after all. Anyway, I'm going to check out your other stories and hopefully despite the "12 kids, house, and career", you're still writing =)

I read this story a long time ago, and I just realized I never left you a review. This is one of the great stories that I keep coming back to, because it's so funny and sweet and believable. I have a notebook on my computer where I paste my favorite quotes from stories, and there are several from this one. This is my favorite line:

"He envisioned himself climbing over the final crest of a mountain as the sun rose behind him just in time to see Hermione coming out of her hut to start herding her goats. Then, she would see his shadow laid out across the freshly settled snow and set her newfound yeti friends on him, and at least he would be mauled to death in her presence because all he really wanted was to be with her."

Great work! I hope you write more stories.

ahahahaha!
I'm only on the third chapter, and this is already the most hilarious thing I've ever read. I almost peed myself at the "grilled cheese seduction" line, or when Hermione compared Draco to a mountain man. Damn girl, you're good.


ahaha, i still can't stop laughing.

OMG that was probably one of the best Draco/Hermione fics I've EVER read. The banter, the comedy... the fact that Ron sent Draco all over the world looking for Hermione was great.

and above all, the LOVE that they had for eachother... even if Hermione took forever to admit to it. The love always shined through.


Great great great job!

“What am I going to do?” Hermione replied, “Owl Draco. But right now? I’m going to punch Ron straight in the face.”


LOL! He deserved a swift kick in the nuts too if you ask me!

ACK! Everything's unraveling now! I'm really really loving your version of Draco, he's so all over the place it's brilliant. You have him displaying so many emotions, not at all like most people who give him the emotional range of a teaspoon...

another wonderful chapter!

Holy hell! He proposed!

But alas, she was dealing with a man who had a brain the size of a cashew, and the ungainly ego the size of a small planet.

Your explanations on Draco's character in Hermione's eyes never cease to crack me up!

Holy crap balls batman what a chapter!

Hermione turned around just in time to see him saunter in. Oh good lord, was he wearing a man cardigan? A mardigan?

And was he actually pulling it off?

THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!

Gah! I wanted to strangle Narcissa! How dare she interrupt when things were getting good!

There are no words... you are a uber talented writer. You describe their interactions so well!

Holy crap this entire fic is genius, it's witty, and funny, razor sharp dialogue... Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

OMG! This first chapter is brilliant! Your version of Draco is so snarky, so full of himself, he's ** awesome!

And I love that Ron changed Hermione's mug, classic!

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I just started reading...
And I already can't stop laughing.

It was funny and I enjoyed it. Thank you.