OMG that was a hoot, to keep it within metaphor! :D

ah no drawing where a drawing is supposed to be

again, very funny, lighthearted-without-being-messy dialogue that was a little OOC, especially the retorts on harry's part (IMHO) but overall a very enjoyable read.

lol I like it.

That was absolutly hilarious! YOu kick **!

He he he. Like it. Lily

Dare I ask what happened to the furniture? You certainly have a way with making people fear inanimate objects. It's bizarre, very much like the time I called someone and was informed, "The answering machine is broken. This is the refrigerator. Speak slowly, so I can write down the message and stick it to myself with a magnet." But then, it makes more sense here, because it's Hogwarts. The first part of this story reminded me of the Pink Panther movies, with secret societies jumping out at each other all over the place like Kato. And I honestly have nothing else to say.

LOL! Man this was funny! I loved the way it was written. It's so good! The style is just so... um... I can't think of the word. It's really... mature. I think that's what I'm trying to say. Like, it's not something an 8 year old could write. Hm... this isn't coming out write. Lets just stick with I LOVE IT!
ps. Please update the oxymorons story! I love that one too!

OO..Love this. I've just recently gotten into HP fan fic, mostly Harry/Draco, so this was especially perfect.

Love the banter. So much. Really, you deserve some lovely tangible prizes for it, or something.

Very funny. But I'd really like to beg you to finish your longer stories. Leaving us hanging like that is just cruel.

Most... interesting. ^_^ funny.

It's funny, in a bizzare sort of way. When are you going to update 'Something has to give'?

*cackles* fabulous story so far! I love your humor and how you harass poor, defenseless inanimate objects. ^_^ Please continue! I love it! *on a side note* I CAN'T BELIEVE J. K. ROWLING KILLED THAT PERSON! I won't say who it was if other people read my review, but it wasn't fair! *cuts off her muse, Jareth, before he can say it*

You are so talented. I'm in love with you. Marry me. Please.

LOL! AND aw... :-D bloody brilliant. speacially the first part, and the poor table... ;)

I knew I shouldn't have come in here and read this, I am still hanging for the ending of a "hand dryers on parade Labyrinth" fic that you have neglected woefully despite large stick carrying fanfic fans warnings...*sigh* having said that however, I find that once here it wouldn't have been very polite not to read this...so I did...and as usual your visual imagery and one liners have the ability to make me snort liquid out of my nose! (Thats a good thing..pretty much!)

Thanks and finish your danged Labyrinth fic! ;)