well, the first part was very funny...however, since you went with the expected and got rid of Martouf, then I figure you will stick with the same old boring sam/jack. too bad really as this had the potential to be very amusing, but I dislike s/j so see no point in continuing with this. Sorry.

Haha I love it! This had gotta be one of the most randm Stargate SG1 fics I've ever read - usually I'd get bored if they were too random or too out of character, but this one was so totally ranadom and flippin hilarious it just kept me hooked. Plus BB and the interviewer were hilarious! And I love how you played on the annoyances of the show. All in all, good fic! :D

It's just gotta be said, this is such a beautiful line, and elieve me when I say I truely appreciate wonderous lines such as this - '
"The things you see…" Jack groaned, "When you haven't got your gun."' Just classic! Hahahaha! So who wins then? Hm...

"You do not scare me," Malcolm said, "For I have a TRIFLE!"

Such a beautiful line!! Haha!! Love the cat fight also!

Woah Big Bro's losing it a little aint he, hehe. Love the 'hideously long pauses' and 'in alphabetical orders' - you've really got a way of taking the annoying things about the show and making them hilarious. Plus gonna be amusing for Sam and Jack now. Hehe.

Haha, I love the confrontation between Jack and Big Brother, pure genius, very ironic, nicely done. Love T escaping also - hiarious. I'm actually curious as to who you're going to have win this now, hehe. Good chapter! :)

Haha, the chicken thing is classic! Loving how you wrote most of the characters in the house, tho I gotta say, I dont think Jack would actually cry that much, nor would he nominate Sam. Hehe, aside from that this is totally hilarious!

Gotta love Davina slapping Marty! Pure genius! :D

Haha classic, just a shame Marty was evicted, tho I started to feel sorry for him! But Jack picking on him was hilarious! Hehe. I also love the 'Big Brother does not give a crap..', lol! That's a beaut!

Haha, only just discovered this story, and perhaps I just find it all the more amusing cause its such an interesting concept having the SG1 lot in the BB house, and because I'm so dissapointed with BB this year as a whole. Plus this line is just classic - "There is a large difference between insulting and maiming a person, Hathor." - BRILLIANT!

This is an absolutely amazing fic!
It had me laughing out loud all the way through (I got some odd looks!).
Fantastic.

I tried reading this on Gateworld, and, of course, when I clicked on your author page, I found about 200 fan fictions and had to decipher the order in which the chapters were aligned. This is a lot easier.

how come some people had thirty seconds to say goodbye when others had a whole minute?

eheheheheheheheheheheheh! this was a brilliant story that had me laughing from beginning to end. well done. now, if only i could remember who the hell malcolm was...

aw...jonas was kinda cool...but why did he voted off?