This girl is a future axe murderer waiting to blossom

I like Celia already and I have no idea who she is!

*titter* LOVED the end. And the rest. Will review properly when I'm not on borrowed library time. Keep up the hilarity! More nekkidness! More humorous glowing armour! :D

Good chapter! *is currently sitting in the jail cell across from Magnus* You've got some pretty good mages here... It only took them HOW long to figure out I was the one to cause the blood rain? It's not that bad here... except for that one mage that seems to think Magnus is a puppy. She leaves me slightly disturbed. Oh well I'm only in here for a few days since nobody could actualy find a BODY so they have no real evidence. Be out soon to see the next chapter!

Krobelus and Celia together at last, how well, not exactly romantic but most enjoyable. Raziel torturing Sebastian, perfect. Randy young Kain and Randy old Kain in the same place at the same time! Hilarious! Magnus 'sweet' though? Now that's pushing it! 'widdle legs'indeed! *rolls around on the floor again at the very thought*

Plant mister; I love it. *giggle* And Kain's reaction. *snort* I just love the way they play off each other.

The only problem is that your stories seem to be needing to be read completely in one sitting. I had to start all the way at the begginning, not that it's neccessarily a bad thing.

It took qyuite a while... But it was definitely worth the wait!

Hehe, Celia and Kroebulus... ( ^__^)

Oh, boy. Old Kain is so p*ed off! Lupa's in for it, or at least some form of it. Heh, maybe she's grounded.

Baby bunnies! Oh this made my day!

Woot woot! Kain is the man! I like to see how 'creative' Marcus can get with his **-saving plan. I liked the other party's little interactions. Yeah, Raziel can be quiet a bastrad (The elder-squid knows that). I loved this chapter as whole. Do continue your effort.

Ah, before I go, let me say that I felt sorry for Sarafans. I normally don't but (shakes head) those poor sods...

Oh God! This is so brilliant, it's actually worth the wait.

Sorry for not reviewing sooner, but I've been on holiday.

But why are you putting in Van Helsing? Don't you have enough people soon? Ah well, I trust the both of you enough. I sit here constantly smiling while reading this. I can't help it.

This is some excellent work, at least in my opinion. But I hope next chapter will come sooner. I really love this fic.

And now I have absolutely no idea what to say, except keep up the good work.

My only real complaint is that chapter might have been a little short. I felt like I read through it in no time.

VAN HELSING! HE'S SO SEXAY! *glomps monster hunter* Er... no offense, my vampiric friends...

Great chapter! The beginning was rather amusing. Poor Faustus, he's not really going to lose all that pretty hair is he? *snickers* Although the idea of it is pretty funny.
That last bit with the Glyph Knights was rather amusing too. ^_^

Kain a "milliennia-old horror.." How could you? Hugs old Kain. He's cute! Not quite as cute as young kain with his clothes off, but still, that was very cruel of you! Personally, I'd have favoured the Nexus Playgroup for Disturbed Toddlers over water, but then, I guess we haven't seen what Celia intends to do with it;) Drunken vampires AND Van Helsing? For goodness sake watch he doesn't do anything silly with that automatic crossbow

Kain and Lupa in the closet :) Kain and Lupa out of the closet rotflmao. I keep thinking this couldn't get any sillier, but it does! What are they going to do with Sebastian now they've caught him? I dread to think!

Great chapter. And yes, I DO have a problem. Valentino thinks being a muse makes her special. She makes me get her food for her. Which is very awkward as she likes soul pizza, or alternatively pizza with exactly 2 kilograms of cheese. Maybe a slightly longer chapter next time?

And more humour! Please...