I am SO glad someone finally wrote this! You did such a good job of getting his voice right. I only wish everyone followed this advice when writing about Q. He does have a point. There's so much to be done with q Junior and yet he's helplessly neglected by the fandom. And what about Amanda? Very well written and very fun!

LOL! This is priceless!

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Q, oh, Q, why would they stop writing things like that? They take great amusement in poking fun at us. Let them, it doesnt do any harm. (and I umm... kinda... got kicked out of the continum again...)

AH!

W-w what do you mean you’re not “pining over Kathy”….

Ok 1. Your NOT Q! 2. You are Alara Rogers who is pretending to be Q and who is in fact NOT Q! 3. I want a GOOD cookie right now…4…I got nothing…

OH WAIT 5. Go jump off the Voyager. Ok I don’t mean this as a flame it just came out that way. You are a good waiter, but a bad Q.

Marry Christmas!

Not Q.

Um before anyONE! Yells at me and says go jump off the face of Voyager. Hear me out...I'm not a person you'd call a "Q" #1 fan or anything.

But people have told me funny things he has done.

But my sister Jith is going on and ON and ON about how you are not Q cause you no longer like Kathy. Personally I don't really know who you are you could be Q for all I know.

Don't really know why I'm writing this I guess I just want you to know my agony so THANKS A LOT! :p

M.C.S

PS: I Haven’t read the whole thing she just told me ALL about it…and Like a said before I’m not a person you’d call a Q #1 (go’s and jumps off Voyager before anyone can tell me to) :p

Rotflmho.

That's the Q we know and love!

I am in awe of your Q voice, he is very in character, for what a human can atempt to write at least, and I really would like to read a ficlet about a bad fanfic writer being turned into a newt for some strange reason.

hahaha well said lol

I like this! Q telling everyone how to write him...

Great idea, and good fanfiction! Well done!

I like how it kind of seems like he's still in love with Janeway despite his assurances. Great story!

Are you trying to say that Q is not my daddy? :/

LOL I absolutely love this. You are spot on. You write Q so well.

I loved it! It sounded exactly like Q. Thanks for sharing!

The best! Any chance you could write something else like this, great!

Eternal swirls

*cackles madly*

Oh, this is so perfectly Q!

AHAHAH! Wow- I love your Q so much. This is totally priceless. My mischievous side though wonders if I could manage a parody kind of Mary-Sue thing breaking all your rules and end up a newt. It would be a good life- I've met some over 20 years old. Good master, pool of water, some bugs... peaceful people-watching... ;)

I totally wish you had more favorite stories since obviously you read a crap ton (and write a LOT! eep!) but I suppose I can track down some good fics via your favorites favorites etc. Damn the masses of intolerably bad writers, anyway. Well, digging about can be fun. Like look here- struck total gold by poking ffnet's hopeless search feature. Score!