Oh, you nuts. Listen, I always agree with exercising your creativity . . . and I am not a big fan of Preppiness . . . but fantasies about killing people solve nothing, and only make, say, preps feel that much more squeamish about non-preps. I mean, thinkaboutit, Preps are people too. (Yes, yes, that is what I said.) I wouldn't be very nice to people who fantasized about killing me. Other than that, very gory --I know you will take that as a compliment :-)

Death by sporknfs,always funny!

Damnit! Why don't you youngsters pull your heads out of your asses and read this story? People worked hard to do this. When I was your age, every time something new came out to read, we'd scrounge up some cash, run to the bookstore, and practically fight each other to the death to get a copy! You should be happy you're priveleged enough to be getting this stuff for free! And in your own homes, too! But what am I talking about? All you little monsters want to read is ** magazines, or play your ** little video games. Gah! When i was a kid, we played with a stick! Now you've got this Atari, and this Ninendo **? Bah! Pick up a book and read! Or if you can't unstick your lazy asses from the computer, read this! It's quality writing if I've ever seen it, and it'll teach you kids a thing or two about literacy! You little buggers... Now I have to go before this damned computer machine gives me cancer rays or some hors ** like that. Bah! Go read this story, or get bent!

I thought this needed a comment, so here: I like it a lot! And i am a total stranger, not having known the authors of the story personally, and not being one myself. I think Mike's sections are best. Especially since I'm not him. Really.