(chuckle)Oh, I liked this a lot, especially the last one. Was that Tolkien himself or Iluvatar that killed Mary Sue? Well, I guess it doesn't matter, as long as she's dead.

Ah, the madness. I do hope spontanious combustion of sorts will be used. Fiire.. M.

Nice work with Arwen. SHe would have totally done that, too. I would know. I cosplay her, act like her, and star in a crossover movie as her. I wish that you would make more Arwen Sue's they're really funny.

-giggles-

Ahh... Killing Mary Sue's is fun...

I love the: sh heard a booming voice from the sky bellow, "It's nine, you idiot. Nine!" Then she heard no more.

I used to write stories with way too many mary sues in them for my own good...

Then I read stories like this, and discovered the error of my ways...

LOL... just the thing to read before going to school. Don't ya agree?

At last! The esteemed Professor Tolkien's revenge on those pesky 'Sues!

Ahh, revenge, sweet revenge.

Hmm, what about a Sue who tries to destroy the Ring in Gollum's stead? Would not the laws of canon make her fall as he did? Just a suggestion.

For the names, I suggest just "Legola-" or "Mith-" and a bunch of random letters. 'Sue names are like that.

All in all, quite refreshing and amusing.

Signed,
~ElfLover

This is great! There's nothing that cheers me up quite like reading about the horrible and graphic deaths of Mary Sues.

lol! That was awesome! More, more, more! *cackles evilly*

#13 wuz so hot i luv aragon nd he is hot dy awen i wnt 2 fck argorn al nit lng til he kils me wit his fckng hot peenis nd his sxee bals i luv him

I read this before, but forgot to review. OOpsies. Anywho, great stuff! I loved the name "Orlanda Bloominuisance!" Numbers 13 and 25 were funny -- well, 13 was more gratifying than funny, but what the hay. In 'Sue parodies the line 'twixt the two is thinner than the PPC's patience with 'Sues. And now comes the obligatory begging for more. Can I skip it and you just keep writing this?

OOh, vicious and violent. If ever I had a desire to write a-- Gary Stu? is that the male form of an MS?-- you have very completely dashed it.
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Aie. You've cured me of my insane fear of a Mary Sue taking over my brain... I now know how to make them DIE! That's so much FUN! and the MSS can just die. I knew that if I were to get a sword it would come in handy! lol.
Keep up the fantastic work!
-Cat-

*can't breathe* dying from laughter!! Kill all Mary-Sues!! They don't deserve to exist! There should be universal karma rules against them!!
Dude, this rocks. Keep going!

*claps enthusiastically* Thank you for making me laugh, because I wasn't really having a good day and needed to laugh.

Loved the names, especially 'Orlanda Bloominuisance'. *snerk*

*gasp* Number 13! That was so funny!! I feel bad for Arwen though. Being cheated on and then committing murder all in the same day.
~*~flor~*~