Brilliant. I love it so much. Please please please write some more!

hahahahaha absolutely brilliant! God, it´s been such a long time since I read something this good! thanks for sharing!
PS what is it with Fae and berries, such a fetish...FIEDS! I´m allergic to berries, my chances of a poorly endowed Fae lover are equal to zero now, poor me...

This is hilarious.

And people are dumb. Did they seriously not get the whole "parody" bit up at the top?

OMFG!
I have been giggling and guffawing steadily since I started reading this.
I am going to send the link to another fanfic writer I know. I am sure she will get a kick out of it too.

No! Don't throw water on h-
(splash)
"What a world!" Sarah has just enough time to howl, before disintegrating into the bedspread, leaving an untidy stain.
Jareth stares at the stain for a moment in shock.
"Well...**."
Anything else he might have said was lost, as members of the audience pelted him with a veritable avalanche of shoes, produce, a can of sardines, seven large potted plants, a rubber chicken, and a sailcloth-sized pair of huge granny panties.

(offers cigarettes all around. Since both charecters are unconscious, lit cigarettes are tucked carefully in their mouths. Time is also taken for some leering.)
Waitaminute...no TICKLE SPOTS?!
(snatches ciggarette out of Jareth's mouth)
Fiend!

glorious...codpiece...
(thud)
marry me...

(gasps)
The hot water!
The hot water of his affections!
*DIES*
She'll shriek! Kettle will shriek, oh GOD...THIS IS HYSTERICAL!

The evil cousin reminded me of an evil version of Ayame from Fruits Basket, or possibly an evil Jeile from MeruPuri. XDD

Dear Author,

I sincerely hope that this piece is intended as satire. The dramatization is nicely overdrawn. The plot twists completely unanticipated. The reader belief is suspended farther than the Brooklyn (which I hear is for sale). The compliments and descriptions are precise and detailed and entirely inconsistent with the mind containing them.

No more! Your gift is truly wasted on fanfiction. No your destined fate is Coldwater Creek advertisements intended for the discerning eye that knows what 60/40 rayon polyester blend is.

- A most grateful and amused reader

ahahahah "take you where?" man that's awesome and so is the 'tap dat **' goblin xD

"They were quick to take Sarah to the hospital, and Jareth was disappointed that he couldn’t ride in the ambulance as he was not a relative."

This line especially cracked me up.

HA. You are a genius.

Wow. This was freaking hilarious. My boyfriend and I have now been calling each other 'Stupid Fae' all morning. And it's all your fault. Can you live with that on your shoulders?

Awesome.

The funniest aspect of this is that so many people have taken it seriously! Dear Lord, dosen't the genre Humor/Parody mean anything...?

Absolutely bleeding hilarious!

Thank you for this.
You hit the nil on the head with this parody. It is pure greatness.

I mean... it was "grate"