Oh, that was awesome. I love the idea! Ron could be my man-** any day! And i like how you made the girls of Slytherin more human and not just all snotty.

You ever heard of lotion?” He asked, wishing he could take his hand away.

haha


“Fine. He looks like he’s fuming; I’m getting out of here. You can’t pay me enough to get hexed by Malfoy over *you*.”

lmfao i know right?

“Good? You’re not going to fight for her?”

“Pansy…Millicent *paid* me to go out with her to make Malfoy jealous. And she never swore me to secrecy, so I don’t mind telling you.” Ron shrugged.

“She *what*?” Pansy’s dark eyes narrowed.

“Paid me. Thirty galleons…” Ron repeated, casually.

“I’ll pay you fifty.” Pansy said. “Fifty galleons for you to take me up to the library *now*.”

“And do what?” Ron asked. Fifty galleons? He’d do a lot for fifty galleons. With Pansy anyway. She was cute, in her own way.

“Whatever. Make it look like we’re going out. If it worked for her, it’ll work for me.”

lmfao funy. aww poor ron ahha


//You know, you’re probably gonna end up dead. // He probably was. Pansy was squashed right up against his side, head on his shoulder.

haha


“Why wouldn’t it?” She asked, giggling loudly for affect. “Oh, Ron!” She said, giggling so more.

“That’s kind of disturbing.” Ron told her, the corners of his lips twisting up in a slight grin. “But I don’t think this is working…”

“Fine. Kiss me.” She said, her voice a low hiss.


lmfao haha shes annoying

“You’re Slytherins.” Ron shrugged. “You’re always up to something…”

haha so true

Something was *very* wrong here. Somehow Ron had found himself in the middle of some giant Slytherin battle
LMAFO funny




“Oh.” Exactly when had he become a man **? Right, when he let Millicent pay him. “Fifty galleons.

*snorts* lol

“Yeah, I know.” Harry shook his head, laughing. “Let’s hope Hermione doesn’t find out, or she’ll be out for your blood.”
ya she'd ill him or be jealous

“Wow.” Daphne sighed, dreamily. Ron just smirked, wiping his hand off on her robes when she wasn’t looking. She’d already paid him.

LOL wiping it off on her haha


“You really *are* a **.” Pansy pointed out to him. “I’m not going to date a **.”
LOOL funny cuz shes the ** and if he didnt like her he'd not of asked.

“So you’re telling me to give up my job?” Ron joked. “Pansy, my work’s *very* important to me.”

lol


“You do realize you’ll have to pay. On dates.” Ron told her.

“You’re such a pain, Weasley.” Pansy sighed.

“So what do you say? You. Me. The Three Broomsticks, next weekend.” Ron leaned casually against the wall, and Pansy laughed again. Not so condescendingly, this time.

“Stop with the whoring yourself, and all right.” Pansy said, nodding. “And I’ll pay.” She rolled her eyes. “You really are a pain.”

“But I’m a loveable pain.” Ron told her, smiling. “Who’s the best sex you ever had…”

“We’ll see.” She said, brushing by him, her voice back to the usual snotty tone. She glanced back at him over her shoulder, giving him a very detailed once over.

“We’ll see.”

lmfao love the ending. loved it. BUT the thiing i hated is you did not show draco confronting ron at all. ha it'd be funny if draco paid ron also to make the girls jealous lol


angela

Oh, I just loved this! man-**!Ron is so funny, and I just love the way the sections begin with, "Hey, Weasley!" each time. Great job!

hahaha ... well at least hes kept his chastity ... haha

OMG! **!Ron is my new fav cliche. I laughed so hard, and so much during this fic.

Loved it! Very cute, can totally imagine them like that!

I loved the story how about u make another?

OMFG! That was fantastic! I can so see Ron doing that, and I adored Millicent.

Very, very funny!

That was very enjoyable. I don't usually like Pansy/Ron; I don't even usually like Ron himself, but with all of the snarkiness, you made him more likeable than JKR writes him. :D You may have converted me from D/Hr.. we'll see. Gigalo!Ron is quite a trip. I like the Pansy/Ron dialogue; the bit about him insisting she pay seemed really in character imho.
thanks!
meisan

Laughed my ** off! Beautiful!

I like this. Not my usual read but it was well done and funny. I liked the end when he was flirting with Pansy.