Hey! Very very nice! I've always despised all the horrible things bad fanfic writers do, so it was great to see someone finally address them in a humorous way. Thanks for the light in my day!

Irregular Kerowyn reporting for Beta duty! (Please?)

It's always great to see someone carrying on the great OFUM tradition. I'd love to beta for you, if you don't already have someone. My email is kerowyn47 AT yahoo DOT com

I like Professor Moriarty- he's nifty! Also, are you taking anymore applications? If so, I'd like to apply for the infirmarian posistion or librarian. My information can be found on my profile. Author, under the name of Amber Stag.

WAI!! UPDATE!! ^.^

One of my voices wants to kill that Sue now...

Holmes-muse is still disturbed...

but... ^.^

Well, that was exciting. Nice attack on the Mary-Sue by the way- they are the most annoying things. Anyway, nice story, or whatever you want to call this- I liked the spoof on the Wicked Witch, although I had to breath deeply after reading that poem. This is amusing, in more ways than one. Please continue soon.

aie! 'Sue is loose! eep! *runs as fast as hobbit feet allow!*

Well, how to describe acctualy getting into BSFA, or, rather, how to describe how my *alter ego* felt getting into BSFA? If I may, I'd like to quote one of our recent er, conversations:

Sara London: OhmygoshohmygoshI'minI'minI'min!
Scarlett Red Rose: Of course you're in! Who do you think filled out your enrolment form? And your shots form? And your rabies form? And your-
SL: Ok! Ok! Sheesh... *sits quietly for a minute before chanting softly* I'minI'minI'minI'min...
SRR: Will you shut UP?!
SL: *sits quietly again* Do you think Miss Juliet would like an offering?
SRR: A what?!
SL: You know, a sacrifice? In thanksgiving?
SRR: What would you kill?
SL: I dunno. A 'Sue, maybe?
SRR: If it didn't think you were flirting with Holmes first...
SL: Flirt?! With Holmes?! Hey, I only used one drool bucket!
SRR: It overflowed!
SL: Ok, fine. *sits quietly again* I'minI'minI'minI'min...
SRR: Oh good grief!

I'm sorry, she keeps hiding her leash! I don't know why she's so happy, most people would be terrified going to BSFA. Maybe that extra dessert at Simpson's wasn't such a good idea. Thanks anyway...I think. ~SRR~

Ah, afflicted am I! I swoon, I swoon! Very funny! No more, I beg of you! Don't 'Sue me!

PS: You might want to add this to your list of specialized words:

'SUMMERY' - that short season wherein fanfic authors seem to lose all power of coherent thought.

...just in time for some comic relief, after the holidays! Very, very tongue-in-cheek!

I've been reading your stuff for ages (mostly when I ought to be studying or writing damnable English essays...) It's an excellent method of procrastination. I find it absolutely hilarious, entirely hysterical, without being slapstick or excessively vulgar. Witty indeed, and I particularly enjoy the manner in which you puncture certain less desirable aspects of fanfiction. Good work, write more quickly!

I loved it

Jus one question though
what is a Mary-Sue?

yay! update soon!

You're really talented. This is a great story. Please write more.

I haven't given you a review for this yet -- an unforgiveable oversight on my part. The fact is, I haven't much to say. Bad reviews lend themselves to infinte variety, but all praise sounds the same. That said, let me join the chorus:

"The Baker Street Fanfiction Academy" is not only instructive and useful, but also an entertaining work in its own right. You're performing an invaluable service. Thank you!

Great story! I can't wait for the next chapters.