ever since the government gave us laptops and was blocked i haven't read anything off here!

but this is so good! i laughed a lot!
thanks girl! <3

This is freakn hilarious! Especially after reading your other stories that are all, lets face it, quit seriously tragic. Good job.

THis is friggin' hilarious! The funniest parts are those that I've actually noticed in serious fics (angst much, anyone?) and the ROmeo and Juliet quotes. Loved Harry and Ron's reactions!
Kate

‘For never was a tale of more woe, than this of Hermione and her Draco.’?!! I don't know whether to gape or to laugh my ** off. This was a Romeo and Juliet rip off, and the devil's tail?! I honestly don't know how to even react to this.

That was just so... true.
Just a few moments ago did I read a fanfic that starts JUST LIKE THAT.

It's almost scary that your parody bears such a close resemblance to the "real" stories. I guess that is what defines a good parody, though, so I guess you did a good job. Ok, scratch that, you did a great job! Oh, and I have to ask some authors to tell me were those Carribean health spas are, too...

(Another thing: grey, grey, grey! :D)

I am so pleased I came across this little gem today. Your facetious remarks had me laughing throughout the story, and I look forward to your other works.

Oh. My. Freaking. Gosh. I love parodies. The random plot hole thing was amazing, as was everything else. I believe almost every cliché in the Draco/Hermione universe is in here, and it made me LOL all over the place. Great job! :D

A superb parody! It's a real art to work in all the clichés in a humourous way while still maintaining the semblance of a plot. I was giggling insanely by the end, of course. (And, as a Shakespeare nerd, the ending was lovely.) Thank you for the laughs!

WHAT IS THIS?!?! oh my god it was so ridiculous and funny and i can't stop laughing and have to read it twice. OMGOMG. HAHAHHAAHAHAH. so awesome great fantastic. ow stomach hurts.

you got them so out of character

hahahahaha LOL is is GREAT! :D

Hahahahaha this is brilliant!! Normally I hate (HATE!) parodies but this is on a completely different level. I must admit with some regret that this reminds me way too much of several fanfics I have read and some of which I have enjoyed! XD LMAO. AMAZING, AMAZING JOB!

oh that is hilarious! Go health spas in the Caribbean and convenient plot holes!!

OMG. lol. lol. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm sorry I can't restrain the laughter. It was just so damn funny. I love the way you purposely exaggerated the OC Dramione moments. Stuff like that usually annoys me, but your in-text author notes just made them hilarious! Great job!

lol, Mad just Mad
xox