I almost wanna go there, just to see how the hell elves are turned into orcs.

*falls over laughing*

Boromir: you broke her...

Éomer: YES! *grins and grabs boromir and runs*

*grins* Pretty funny! I liked the bits with poor Sauron, but my favorite line of all is "Balrogs lumbering about like big, living bonfires." It just gives me the coolest mental image of the Balrogs. Love that description!

Ah, that was lovely! It made Angband sound most appealing. . . well. . . just about.

Well. That was...original...

Oh, dear...That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. I can just see it...now I think I'll get ahold of an animation program and make it, giving you all due credit, of course. How funny...

Oh, dear...That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. I can just see it...now I think I'll get ahold of an animation program and make it, giving you all due credit, of course. How funny...

*snort* sn9icker* Heh heh heh...

Oh goodness, that was so amusing! I love Sauron's lines.

strange, but a funny idea.

Maybe you could do more?

Disturbing!