At last, the chip butty description. I knew I'd seen it somewhere, but couldn't remember which story it was in. And this is as usual a funny as all hell story with some of the best Hermione/Severus interactions available.

p.s. Don't like them with baked beans tho' - have never liked those horrid orange things. Yolk is fine, of course.

Me encanto!

the explination of chip butty just gave me a brain anurism

I must make myself a chip butty for breakfast tomorrow. the proper way, ofcourse. Lovely fic!

chapter one had chapters one and two on it. both were good, but now we see it twice?

great fic!

the first kiss was alusinante. I trembled.

a funny story. thanks for it.

Hehe, love this story!

In regards to the butty, we've been doing it for years, but we call it a chip sandwich. Salt and extra vinegar please!

And the crisp sandwich? (Over here we call both 'chips', though it's 'chips' and 'potato chips') Salt and vinegar flavoured. Has a nice crunch, and the butter stops it being too dry. A bit of a favourite, actually :)

I'm terrible, aren't I? ;P

Hermione is such a scary witch! She is so cool! Even Dumbledore is loss for words. Amazing writing. Cheers!

This was funny. Thanks :)

lol loved the ending. wonder what she told dumbledore that got severus the job in fifteen minutes

I loved it. I really like Hermione's power.

Dumbledore's face was ashen when she finished. He waved his hand limply at them to leave. "Take my advice, Severus. If you don't want to end up married to her, start running now."

lmao - I can see why Harry and Ron wouldn't mind having Severus around as a buffer :-D

Thank you for sharing this sweet, funny fic and your great butty knowledge, too.

I love this story, and it doesn't lose its magic however many times I read it.