heh heh your stories are dead funny! i love the thing about tsengs mole, aw poor him:( whatever will he do. poor vinny rufus was so mean to him:) and i love the way you wrote sephiroth and lucrecia!bibi x

(Sniff)... assets. Cracks me up every time!

*LMAO*

I never notice Tseng has a mole! (unless you made that up out of curiosity.) Also Cloud 'n "chesthairs" (I think he's too boyish-looking to have one *lol*). Rufus 'n his *insert censor here*, Tifa 'n her "assets" (yeah, you bought me xP)

Why not making one for Sephi 'n Rufus? And the rest of the characters? Cid lost his rocket, Yuffie lost her materia, whatever. It's been good so far, and unexceptionally cheesy humor *luffs corny humor*

-ROFL- xD!
These are great and creative!
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heheh cute story hehe

Ha ha ha this stroy is cool, please update.

Lmao! These were great! Please post more!

there all so funny keep it up. i want to see what you can do with reno.

LOL! The Rude chapter the best XD
I loved this part the best:
“I got a damn flower for all of my troubles…” he thought miserably before passing through the lobby… and there was Tifa approaching him. “Uh-oh…” he thought.
Tifa saw the flower. She approached him happily. “For me?” she asked happily.
Unfortunately, there’s a surveillance camera there directly linked to President Rufus’s monitor in his office.
“Oh no…” Rude thought as he felt himself shrinking…

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Heheheheheh. I feel bad for every person so far mentioned in this story. But their pain is funny!

Well whaddya know, I guessed hair from the beginning. But only because I've been tricked by the 'hair' twist ending thing before. Very amusing story you have here. The first chapter was...interesting. Very funny and strange. As far as who transferred the chest hair...I'm guessing the LIFESTREAM! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

XD Okay, this is just funny! lol. I loved it.

LOL! You should write more of these! This is funny! LOL, lost his chest hairs... Gone to Sephy... LOL! Now this is what I call original :)