oh poor Haldir~ more! you need to help him get his slender figure back~!! >

I volunteer to be your beta. You really should continue; this is so funny!

ahahahahhahahha funny stuff this is, lol!
ahaahahha i've gotta tell u something
when i first saw this i was like, oh no!! a Haldir crushing fanfic, I LOVE HALDIR AND CRAIG PARKER, and yeah i just decided to read it, i'm in the same situation as u r, and yeah ur doing a really good job with it, good stuff, i look forward to ur updating
bye bye
luv Yoshi

aw. i like chubby haldir. (no offense to either craig nor haldir) but i think he is cute no matter how chubby or skiny he gets. update soon please...

MY Haldir...
I want more...

^_^ Bee! That's so cute!! Ha ha I read this story in original language and it's very hilarious!! Bee~~ you make Haldir in my impression a chubby elf already ^_^ But you knnow what... though he's a bit fat, he's still the cutest elf in Lorien anyway!! And I love him so~ much.Pls continue soon.

What a funny story. Will you please write more?

sweet! not that i don't like haldir, but hehehehehehehhe, awesome story. plz continue.

Haldir on Atkins diet, precious...*Laswen pushes Gollum-muse of the chair* Honestly, my muses have to stop messing with my computer...

This is great! I can't wait for the professional to arrive...Update soon!

LoL!! I love Haldir!! I'm writing a hunor fuc of different characters, and I'm gonn include him in it. Where'd you get the idea for this? I like it! Keep yp the good work, and update soon!