That was possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen. You obviously have not gone through the basic classical English education... If you had, you would know many of the plot holes and moronic language you used was not at all chronosynchronized with the work of Shakespeare...

...Perhaps I could compare this piece like that of a slurpee... You take a sip, and it's like, "Wow! This tastes good!" And then you feel the brain freeze and you're screaming, "Ow!Ow!Ow!" One might say it goes away, but then you're stupid enough to take another sip...

Um, you were off on a couple details. Richard was York, not Lancaster, and Anne was not Tudor. But I still like this quite a bit- I spend so much time in historical-Richard-land (he was actually a pretty nice guy) that it was nice to get reacquainted with his nasty Shakespearean alter ego. Bravo!