No! Not that evil monster! Lol. I had nightmares for weeks after that cursed thing snuck up on me and ate me! Anyway, great job! These are so funny! I've only played DotF, so some of them don't make sense, but that's my fault for not playing the earlier games!XP I love these little poems! Please write some more! Oh, I used to be "Ibeyla the Crimson". I can't remember if I left a review for you under my anonymous reviewer name, before I got this account. I digress, fantastic job! I'd love to see more of these! Please write some more! Until next time.
~Ibeyla:P

Lol. I love it! Please write some more of these funny little poems! I am glad I finally found someone besides me who plays 'DotF'! AND NEVER SPEAK OF THE CROCODILE IN MY COMPANY! (bad game experiance!) Well done! May the Great Crimson aid and guide your creativity! All hail Ecco: Finder of the Crimson! Sing the Hymn of Unity, at every rising sun! Sing the Hymn of Unity, it binds our three as one!

Very good! If you're a fan of odd haiku, do a search for "hockey haiku" on Google or whatever search engine you use.

Grade: A

Oh dearie... This brings memories, unfond ones of me as an 8yo desperatly trying not to smash my head into the screen

Wow, these are so true!!
XD And the Hanging Waters.. DX Ugh, so true. It took me forever to beat that freaking level!!

And by jove there's the Crocodile hunter! Swim away!

And how old are you?
Whale: I do not know. The one knows.
Neo knows?! WTF? Anyway, you must be older than dirt?
Whale: I beg your pardon young one.
Young one?
Whale: You must go back across the thousand miles of shark-infested ocean you came to find the answers young singer.
Can you even SEE me whale? I'm a human not a dolphin.
Whale: Go back...(abruptly dies.)
Figures.
This poem was very funny by the way! "You have how many?"
Whale: 723,456 sons.
0.0 Holy shit!
Whale: And 123,456 daughters. And--
So you must be pretty ancient huh? But not as ancient or as great (though perhaps in weight) than the one?
Whale: (abruptly dies).
Argh! Answer the question stupid whale!
Whale: (opens one eye) No. Now go back, young singer.
Stop calling me that! I want some answers! How old are you?
(Whale pretends to die again).
Don't you just hate it when they do that?

Too many circles! (I never knew how I got past the part when you have to steal the orb thingie. I just remember rapidly pressing the buttons to do something., lol.)

Immortal and yet totally illerteriate (I can't spell argh!). I liked this one a lot and I got yur reply. The game was frustrating but you get a great feeling once you beat the harder parts. What bothered me was having to put in a code to get to the level you last played. It was such a pain.

Yeah, fix yourselves for once or at least help me find a rock!

Exactly. These are so short but you're very good at them!

I used to hate the sharks to death but I think the damn aliens took the prize.

Such a short poem, yet so powerful.

Each of these are funny for their own various reasons. All of them are funny, because they are all true.

*Sigh* The Ecco games are amazingly complex and rich... but can be amazingly difficult to properly complete. :)

All of these are great! Short and sweet is good! ^_^