*squirms with joy* That made me so happy. I think your version of the story is even more cracked out than mine :P

oh, this is hilarious! . it says prologue at the top. does that mean there's more? 'cause, seriously...I would LOVE more. hehe. ::giggle::

XD This was freaking awesome!

That is just priceless. _ Too funny. You should do one each for the other two books. Unless you have. Have you? I'll check.

hilarious!

I enjoyed this very much. Please keep writing!

May i make a link to your fanfiction on my Coldfire site?

LOL! Very wicked parody. It ain't easy to be an immortal, evil sorceror possessed of preternatural charm and elegance and a natural talent for snappy dressing. ;-)

[dies] that was hilarious. thank you.

That was really pretty funny. I can definetly see evveryone trying to grope Tarrant like that! There are not nearly enough Coldfire Trilogy fics out there.