I have to say, as strange as it was, I really enjoyed that.
It made a nice break from the other, more angst-ridden, fanfics I've been reading lately.
I definitely lmao'ed. XD XD XD
(And, come on! There should have been at least one llama in there!)

Oh,don't call it pointless. Although I do like pointless,hilariously-written and extended-vocabulary usin' fanfictions in which a sex-crazed Sano has called Saitou every sort of insulting nickname between Heaven and Hell and both had used censored words dirty enough to make a sailor flush. Yes,to put it blandly,I thought it was interesting indeed. OH,WHAT THE HELL! You make me crack up so much,I think I'll favorite this just to look it up whenever I'm bored and find more complicated words to look up on ! Thank you-u for making me search for definitions on words I will probably never use in my entire life! But I'll keep them armed,just in case. :)

Oh yeah, for the llama thing..dude,you can never have too many llamas. Anytime. Anywhere.

Answers to Feedback: (each setence is the answer to a different question.)
Yes, you should have wasted your time, because i actually like this. I laughed alot, actually. It was lacking llama's a little, but that's okay. Probably. Not really. His Pointiness (that was Saitoh, right?). I actually read it, as you can tell. Hell no. Do you want to enter it into a fic contest? I use one. No, but i've heard its good. Actually, I can. Really? With my life. There are 30 questions. I'll live without the llamas. feckless means ineffective; incompetent; futile;having no sense of responsibility;indifferent; lazy. If a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, than a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Nope. No, I don't have a Kleenex. I would be a lima bean so that no one would eat me. I got you and imaginary box for X-mas. I ate only ramen for an entire summer, and then couldn't stand eating it for two months, but now i like it again. I would love to eat a Q. My biggest fanfiction pet peeves are excessive misspellings, and when they spell the character's name wrong. No, i'd hug you. I haven't the slightest clue. Absolutely exhausted. Chinese food. It was abducted by aliens and dropped on the deckchair, wasn't it?

Should I have wasted my time on this?

Yes, It was Funny.

Did you laugh at all?

Yes. many times.

Was it lacking in llamas?

Definitely! You can never have to many llamas.

Do you hate writing in first person present as much as I do?

Probably, I despise it.

Are you wondering why I keep using first person present if I hate it so much?

Not really, I hate it but still use it.

What was your favourite nickname for Saitou?

El Dicko. But Aku Soku Zantelope is right there with it.

Do you actually read the feedback section, or just ignore it and hope I'm too glad to have a review to notice that no one is answering my questions?

Since I'm answering the questions it is pretty obvious that I haven't ignored it.

If I said "goose goose goose goose goose goose" would you be angry?

No I would say duck.

Are you planning to ask me to enter this in a fic contest?

Sure why not it is good.

Do you use one space between sentences, or two?

One.

Have you read Ender’s Game, by Orson Scott Card?

No, what is it about.

Can you believe I’ve thought up this many questions?

With all the names and comments about Saitou, no it doesn't surprise me.

Did you know it only took me a few minutes to write this many questions?

Nope. If this isn't the last question how did you know it would only take a few minutes.

Do you trust me?

Mabey. *shifty eyes* Why!

How many questions are there in total?

I'm pretty sure. thirty.

Are you sure you don’t mind the lack of llamas?

I do mind.

Do you know what feckless means?

–adjective 1. ineffective; incompetent; futile: feckless attempts to repair the plumbing.
2. having no sense of responsibility; indifferent; lazy.
Pronounced [fek-lis]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I'm guessing alot.

Was that last one too clichéd?

Probably.

Does anybody have a Kleenex?

Yes right next to me.

If you were a bean, what bean would you be?

Pinto bean.

What did you get me for Christmas?

A cyber hug. Don't like, well your ** out of luck.

Have you ever eaten so much of one kind of food that it made you sick and unable to eat that food ever again?

No.

Does one letter of the alphabet look particularly appetizing to you?

Q. Lower case or capital.

What is your biggest fanfiction pet peeve?

In a SasuNaru making Naruto basicly a woman. If you want man on woman action write hentai. Don't mess with scared yaoi.

If I ever write a fic so totally pointless again, will you slap me?

Mabey, cyberly.

What are the five fruits in Five Alive?

I have no desire or clue to know. *looks it up when no ones watching.

Are you tired?

Kinda it's 5:31 and I haven't gotten any sleep.

What's that smell?

Don't care.

Does anyone actually want to know how the armadillo got into my deckchair?

Kinda.

XD I'd have to say, you win an award for Best Way to Remove a Canon Relationship EVAR.

And his wife's name is a little suspicious...

And no I am not disappointed in the lack of llamas, and yes I have read Ender's Game. =D

Absolutely stimulating for the brain! Hehehe. I'm not much into parody, but this one tickled me. Great writing!

in answer to your questions:
you didn't waste your time!
constantly!
no
no
not really
don't know
i read them, obviously
no
didn't know there were any
both
no
no
interesting
no
sorry, i can only count up to 5
positive
feckless - not in my dictionary
5 cords
not really
you're out of luck
jelly bean, of course
condoms
yeah, brussel sprouts (i ate ONE)
all of them do
mean reviewers
only if you ask nicely
do you really care?
nope
cookies in the oven
sure, how did it?

seriously... YOUR STORY ROCKS! i'm impressed and look forward to your next story ;)

I don't really think I've EVER laughed so hard through an entire fic before. This was absurdity at it's finest! And when I think I've finally stopped laughing, I snort and it starts all over again. *sigh* So sad. Anyway, hilarious and I hope to see more RK humor from you in the future! Hugs & Kisses!

The greatness of your story threw me into a state of stupidity... You're story makes me giggle un-controlably like a four-year old girl teasing some pre-school boy. Anyhow, the writing style you used is excelent and the story is well-written. Great job.

Yes, you should have (and already did, apparantly); yes, the entire way through; yes, unfortuantely; no, i dont; somewhat; Bunny-kun (or did you mean used in this fic??); yes, i read it, hence the answering all of said questions; nope, not really; i don't know of any fic contests; onely one; yes, it was very entertaining!; Yup, seeing as i'm reading them; nope, but i do now; i don't know you that well, why would i trust you?; i'm not gonna count; no, i'm not sure, but ill get over it; i did at one point, but i forgot; thirty two logs an hour; nope; yes; black eyed pea; a review; nope; can't say that i've ever considered eating the aplhabet, but i'd have to say that 'x' would probably be particularly hard to swallow... pokey letter...; horrible grammer/spelling/mixed-up-words; probably not; beats the hell out of me, whats 'five alive'?; not really; teriyaki chiken; sure, sounds like an entertaining tale.

did i miss any? ~.^ Cute fic

Must. Resist. Fangirl. Squealing. GAH!

Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove--hey! Cookie!

Na. Favourites. Hands down.

Answers to feedback questions:

Yes, this was a very good waste of time. I laughed quite a bit, don't worry. It was slightly lacking in llamas, but I'll get over it. I love reading first-person present, hate writing it. Yes. Aku Soku Zantelope. I actually do read the feedback section, or I wouldn't go to the trouble of typing all this. Yes. No. One. No. Yes. No. No. 30, I think. Yes. No. A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Yes. No. Jelly. Nothing. No. No. Cichès/"Mary Sues." No. I don't know. No. No clue. Yes, I'm quite interested in the armadillo story.

that was hilarious! aww saitou is so cute god i love him. and sano pressuring him into sex like that- but im sure that saitou DID want it... hes just cocky, thats all. really good story!

that was hilarious! aww saitou is so cute god i love him. and sano pressuring him into sex like that- but im sure that saitou DID want it... hes just cocky, thats all. really good story!

Heh...LOL!