*laughs helplessly*
Hilarious, clever and well done.

lol - that's too funny. I love it =)

*applause* Brilliant!

Lol! Very clever! I love the line "My wife with the baby, and I with my blade." Hehe. . .

Excellent middle-earth adaptation from the christmas story!The rthyming is perfect. It's funny and very well done.

*grins* You never cease to amaze me, B-T! LoL, I'm definitely going to have to share this one with the family ^^