I am really scared now. help me! * a whole elven army comes to rescue their female captian. Thank you. Have a nice day!

gandalf sounds a bit crouchy. the lords of middle earth should never be drunk like this! it is so scary! hence the backing away in a corner.

you are really scaring me. *shrinks in corner* don't hurt me! Mellon nin.

I'm scared

omg that is like the funniest thing i've ever read...gimli doing ballet...lol
nice story

i dont think they have the ballet stuff in M.E but it does make a good story i always find drunk lotr stories are funny

HA!! LOL! Its funny!

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

faramir doesn't have elvish insticts, he's a man...

ew omg this is gross!

"There was a crash as Eomer hit the wall." I love it! Another great chapter!

That was hillarious! "landed on the floor like a squished jelly fish", I love it! The simile is great. Now, for the next chapter!

Duh. That was short. But it's good.

Good morning everybody!My name is not flamingo,goodmorning. And no I do not eat roosters raw...I eat them cold. Why did I just say that? *scratches head*...

That was good can't stop laughing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahanahahahahah!