This was awesome! This reminds me of those 15-minute stage productions of Hamlet! So short, sweet, and concise. wonderful, wonderful. Updating soon would be lovely, but I totally understand delaying any updates... For my English class my friend and I did a production book of Hamlet as a noir version.. it took SO long to read through the play and insert noir-esque actions and change the setting from elsinore to new york and princeton.. I would love to see more, though! :D

Om my god, that was one of the most hilarious things I've ever read! Please write Act 3 sometime! I loved "Ghost beckons Hamlet) Horatio: **, **, it's beckoning!" (that made me crack up SO hard) and: "First player: (Long ** monologue) Polonius: Fricken long." That was great! Thanks for writing! :D

lol! I loved the (long ** monologue)... hehehe. and the queen's all "poor hamlet!" Ophelia is realy... hyper... i'll bet she even drowns with exclamation points lolololol
wo! on to act 3!!

LOL!! that rocked!! I was seriously cracking up!! Somehow you managed to turn every single Hamlet character into the katheaded version ;) Let's just hope they don't start running into doors... ::lololol::
I love how "O God!" Translated to "**." and the "Okay, maybe that attempted stabbing was not such a good idea."
Ahh... such fun! ;)

Well Done! I really enjoyed this, and you translate so well! I'm also a big fan of Hamlet, and this was very accurate. Please continue!