Damn...I mean, just...damn...This is quite possibly one of the most disgusting, ribald testaments to God's abandonment of this, our world...

Incidentally, this is quite excellent. Disturbingly funny, and with nice rhyme and verse, which would seem not at all out of place accompanied with river dancing. And gnomes. River dancing gnomes. To me, at least. Anyway, kudos and such to you.

Oh, sweet mother of all that is disgusting and perverted... I have never laughed so hard at a parody of LOTR. Absolutely... well, disgusting and twisted, but wonderful as well. Hehehe.

This is quite funny! You really have a nice way with rhythm and rhyme...

Woot! Very good poem, slash... thing. *hands you a couple of bags of skittles* Those are my trademark goodies!
Legolas: Yeah, that and using us in your reviews! ;.;
Elladan: *pokes in* I don't really mind it...
Legolas: Of course *you* don't mind it! You love the attention!
Elladan: ...And that is bad because why?
Legolas: You are one sad elf. -'
Elladan: Take that back blondie!
Me: OO Blondie?
Elladan: *nods* Yes! Blondie!
Legolas: Er... Elf humper!
Elladan: *titters* Dwarf fucker!
Legolas: OO That was not my idea! It's Gimli's fault!
Me: *rolls eyes* Because it's always the dwarf's fault?
Legolas: Of course! It's a conspiracy!
Elladan: And the whole world is against you?
Legolas: *nods* Yeah, how do you know?
Elladan: Because we've heard it all before!
Legolas: ... You have?
Elladan: Well, yeah!
Legolas: When?
Elladan: The last review we were in!
Legolas: *scratches head* I don't remember that...
Me: That's because we knocked you out...
Elladan: Hmm... don't remember that part, but okay!
Legolas: Yeah, okay!
Me: Okay!
Legolas: Okay!
Elladan: Okay!
Legolas: Okay!
Me: u.u Why are we shouting okay?
Elladan: ... Because we are?
Legolas: Sounds good to me! Okay!
Elladan: *thwaps Leggy* No more!
Legolas: n.n Okay!
Elladan: *snaps*
Me: Legolas, move away from the El!
Legolas: Okay.
Elladan: *tackles Legolas and chucks him over a cliff*
Me: Hey! I need him for my fanfiction!
Elladan: Too late now, he's elf pancake now!
Me: Yummy...
Elladan: He probably doesn't taste good.
Me: Very true...
Elladan: Are you going to go get Legolas?
Me: I guess I have to... T.T Be back...*runs off to get the elven prince*
Elladan: *looks around* She isn't here! I get to sign the review! YES! *scribbles a few words messily*
Elladan, super-hot elf from Rivendell who has never fucked a dwarf...
Me: *comes back, dragging Legolas and soits El* What the... ELLADAN!
Elladan: Meep!