It might help if you could get rid of those large spaces, but as for the actual story content, I liked it. I'm not as familiar with LOTR as TT and HP, but I still thought it was well-written.

hi spider i hear that u suck dick for the fun of it bo jus playin but ya i'll be in u're story bye ** dick suckin mother ** dick licker

Jelly bean army? i am so scared, not.

There nothing compared to my hobbit army! Mwahahahahahaha. hobbits are so blood thristy you know, they hide it well but they are. (Just watch me play return of teh king with pippin if you don't believe me!)

Beware the hobbits!

Anyway, great story! me likes a lot, the chapter was a bit short though... never mind, it's the quarilty that counts! Please update soon.

~*Isilwen*~

MORE!:)

Hiya, this is ErendisJ. Ok, girl, Chapter4 up. When are you updating? Hurry up!

*grins widely and shakes Spidersquirrel´s hand*
I think this is a very good idea for a fanfic. I can´t wait to see what happens next- the end will make readers keep checking to see what´s up.
Including me. You had better update soon, girl, or else- mwahahahahaha! Yeah, I know you´re thinking I´m crazy... and as a matter of fact- you´re right! Mwahahahahahaha!
Just kidding. (As long as you update soon!)
ErendisJ

Of course, both parents being fans of Lord of the Rings, they decided that they would keep their baby alive and give her the obvious name of Celebdae! Of course they didn't think of Eowyn, or Arwen, or Galadriel, or Luthien first. Why would they, silly??
This isn't worth a review, even a flame, I don't know why I'm bothering.

Formatting is very wonky. Please redo it, as it is very awkward to read. Also, proofread a bit more. In one instance you use 'threw' when you mean 'through'.
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Though Celebdae is made up of actual Elvish name elements, it's very awkward sounding and I wouldn't use 'dae' as a suffix.
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Not to be rude, but there are kids who truly do go through domestic hell, you might want to cut out that comment as it is obvious this kid doesn't have it too hard, just a neat freak of a mother.
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And if you want your readers to respect you and take you seriously make sure your summary and author's notes are free of typos, misspellings and teenspeak.

Hey!!
I really love this story!! I can't wait to read more please keep writing I am so looking forward to reading more
Buttercup89