Oh. My. God.
I keep checking up on this story for the next chapter! AH! I keep reading the same chapter over and over again, and I laugh every time, but I've been reading it over and over and over and over again for months! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER BEFORE I GET MY ORANGE FLYING SQUIRREL TO RUN AFTER YOU AND PERFORM MILD KUNG-FU WITH NUMCHUCKS AND A FLUFFY HAT!
ARGH!
All my friends and I are waiting for another chapter!
Go!
Now!
Yes, now!
Get off your butt and write chapter two!
Now!
Be intimidated by me!
Quick!
Brainstorm!
GO!
AND PLEASE TELL ME SHE NEVER KISSES SNAPE AGAIN!
I'm begging now!
Please!
AR!

you are a genius. i loved it! but the whole snape/whitney thing was a little scary but thats alright.. the rest was brilliant.

this ** sucks.

(that was sarcasm.)

oh wait, no it wasn't...

oh!

I really think this story, or journal, or whatever you call this is awesome. I hope you can finish it sometime. It will be worth the wait.

No you're not racist. Probably just don't like brits, ja?

42. Yay.
This story does really deserve more reviews, it's great. Hilarious... You have to continue.

must.add.more.Or.im.sending.my.hunchback.sidekick.after.you. Its one of the better ones.lurve it.

I can't believe this has only gotten one review. You should have hundreds. Especially since it is hard for a writer to deny hundereds of reviewers a second chapter. You must write more. It is too entertaining to end. Do it for me, even though you have no idea who I am. I'll continue to let you be pleasantally oblivious to my evil self if you will give me more to read. Now go write. Now.

her sarcasm reminds of Bridget Jones, good. Very good.